She Don't Lie She Don't Lie She Don't Lie SPOKANE

Wednesday night, bitches, come see us!

Spokane, Anacortes, Vancouver, Canada, and Seattle! We are loading up the Wonkebago with gasoline and children and dogs and sausages and watermelon salads (watermelon, lime zest and lime juice, and SHY'S BEEZ HONEY!), and coming to see YOU! Join us, like a common partygoer what loves to be fed and drinked and kissed on their faces!

Spokane, Wed., Aug. 21(that is tomorrow!), 5: 30 to 8 p.m. at Audubon Park, 3405 N. Milton St! May you bring us a dish to share? Only if you feel like it! May you bring us presents of pot? Well we are law-abiding law-abiders, so yes you fucking may.

Anacortes, Thurs., Aug. 22,5: 30 to 7:30 p.m. at Washington Park. Look for the children and dogs! And the Wonkette banner! Same as above!

Then we are taking an actual vacation and leaving Evan in charge because he is that perfect late-30s power-hungry for the job! And we will see you again in ...

Vancouver, Canada, Thurs., Aug. 29,5: 30 to 8 p.m., we don't know where! Kindly to email rebecca at wonkette dot com with your suggestions of a nice park that is transit-friendly and that we can drive our longass housecar to and grill the tofus.

Seattle, Fri., Aug. 30,6-9 p.m. We don't know where here either! Email me the same. Maybe that Golden Gateway (?) Beach Park we hit up two trips ago, or maybe a different place that is different!

There, now I am on vacation, suckers, and that means seeing YOU! (Unless you don't live in those four places, in which case you can congregate together HERE in this nice OPEN THREAD.) (WHOOPS I forgot I was going to put this up at End of Day, but fine, have an open thread anyway!)

Send money for all the freelance posts we will be needing extra of while I am out, and also the gas and the grass. (We are married, no ass.)