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Melissa's avatar

I'm so bummed I missed you guys in Spokane! Time for another visit! :)

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

You, sir, have never taken a trip to Sault Ste. Marie. Which I'll grant you is IN Ontario, but Ontario is very big and you must go to it before getting to The Sault....

MinneMary's avatar

No shit.I also just heard that Barack is supposed to go to Denmark.Maybe fuckshit canceled his trip because he knew Barack would have a MUCH HUGERZ crowd size

ontheotherhand's avatar

One wonders what his dogs have been named . . .

Caitlyn_Bree's avatar

So Eric made it into the last three hours of the day? He would have had an entire day of people on Twitter pointing out that his dad doesn't give a shit about him.

I'd feel bad for him if he weren't such a catpuke.

DAVID-19's avatar

Never heard of him...

Aunt PithyPat's avatar

Golden Gardens. It's a hella long bus ride for me. :-( But I am honestl - oh wait.

Rebecca said "EMAIL ME," not "whine in the comments because you are a baby who doesn't wanna take a looong bus ride, waaaah."

kmblue187's avatar

Got to grow into them.

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

The Clapton reference is simply brilliant.

Dr.BDH's avatar

Do not say "Spo-cane" with a long "a." It's "Spo-can."

calliecallie's avatar

If you knew how many times in my life I have made the trip from upstate New York to Michigan - by way of ONTARIO - you would not mock us.

GrittyBossetti's avatar

It's a convenient route, to be sure.

Gammarae's avatar

of course, you need to end that with "yay god". my personal fave, but it did not impress my family, and I was never asked me to lead grace again.