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I'm so bummed I missed you guys in Spokane! Time for another visit! :)

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You, sir, have never taken a trip to Sault Ste. Marie. Which I'll grant you is IN Ontario, but Ontario is very big and you must go to it before getting to The Sault....

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No shit.I also just heard that Barack is supposed to go to Denmark.Maybe fuckshit canceled his trip because he knew Barack would have a MUCH HUGERZ crowd size

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One wonders what his dogs have been named . . .

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So Eric made it into the last three hours of the day? He would have had an entire day of people on Twitter pointing out that his dad doesn't give a shit about him.

I'd feel bad for him if he weren't such a catpuke.

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Never heard of him...

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It's free verse

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Golden Gardens. It's a hella long bus ride for me. :-( But I am honestl - oh wait.

Rebecca said "EMAIL ME," not "whine in the comments because you are a baby who doesn't wanna take a looong bus ride, waaaah."

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Not quite

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Got to grow into them.

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The Clapton reference is simply brilliant.

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Do not say "Spo-cane" with a long "a." It's "Spo-can."

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If you knew how many times in my life I have made the trip from upstate New York to Michigan - by way of ONTARIO - you would not mock us.

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It's a convenient route, to be sure.

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of course, you need to end that with "yay god". my personal fave, but it did not impress my family, and I was never asked me to lead grace again.

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Driving that train, high on Spokane.

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