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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the only Dutch that matters is Dutch Reagan

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I bet his chauffeur dries a Prius.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

ISIS is beheading your hydrocarbons

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

...passing the dutchie from the lefthand side.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>“Yes, climate change is real. And yes, renewables are an indispensable part of the future energy mix,” van Beurden said, according to prepared remarks. “But no, provoking a sudden death of fossil fuels isn’t a plausible plan.”</i>

Marrying fossil fuels to renewables is like they ghey marriage. Burn him!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“Yes, climate change is real. And yes, renewables are an indispensable part of the future energy mix,”</i>

Fox and the Reptards couldn't grok what van Beurden so assumed he wasn't speaking English.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Who knew? It turns out when they chant "Drill baby drill," they aren't talking about oil.