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the only Dutch that matters is Dutch Reagan

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I bet his chauffeur dries a Prius.

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ISIS is beheading your hydrocarbons

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...passing the dutchie from the lefthand side.

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<i>“Yes, climate change is real. And yes, renewables are an indispensable part of the future energy mix,” van Beurden said, according to prepared remarks. “But no, provoking a sudden death of fossil fuels isn’t a plausible plan.”</i>

Marrying fossil fuels to renewables is like they ghey marriage. Burn him!

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<i>“Yes, climate change is real. And yes, renewables are an indispensable part of the future energy mix,”</i>

Fox and the Reptards couldn't grok what van Beurden so assumed he wasn't speaking English.

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Who knew? It turns out when they chant "Drill baby drill," they aren't talking about oil.

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