Screw you guys, we're out of here This post sponsored by the Patty Dumpling Endowed Chair for coverage of oil spills, pipeline leaks, global warming, and occasional schadenfreude. After exploratory drilling failed to find enough oil and gas off the coast of Alaska to make it worth pursuing, Royal Dutch Shell announced Monday that it's
giving out that check is the worst mistake we ever made. now it's untouchable. We're facing a huge fiscal crisis in our state and no one is willing to tap into the fund. Our state runs on oil and federal spending. Palin was unleashed on the nation because she happened to be in office when oil peaked at $144 a barrel and she gave out a second PFD. Reps I know said she didn't even show up in the capital in the little time she was governor. Now, oil prices are low, we just slashed taxes on them, and earmarks are done but our tea tard politicians (thanks again, Palin) still think we can cut our way out of things. We're pretty much fucked as a state right now.
I got to 'Bangs - fringe' and, because I am still a juvenile at heart, just started scanning for 'minge', which isn't here. I am have a disappoint.Also: Elevator - lift. Also, also: Je ne sais quoi the fuck is a Travel Trailer, except that I know a caravan is a motorhome or a camper.
You must have a bad memory for dates (and coffee). If you lived in Alaska for only a year and got a PFD, you committed fraud. And you must have spent that whole year getting coffee only from gas stations.
On the plus side, the opening up of the Northwest Passage as a year-round shipping route means that there will plenty of new jobs on the Wasilla Canal.
Me Tarsands, you Jane.
If Americans were as smart as they claimed, they'd legalize commercial hemp not only for paper and cloth but also for the oil as a fuel source.
Oh, I say...
Check this out. Theres shitloads of oil in the sewer systems of all mericon cities and gas to. Tell shell and mobil exxon . Send the men in..
giving out that check is the worst mistake we ever made. now it's untouchable. We're facing a huge fiscal crisis in our state and no one is willing to tap into the fund. Our state runs on oil and federal spending. Palin was unleashed on the nation because she happened to be in office when oil peaked at $144 a barrel and she gave out a second PFD. Reps I know said she didn't even show up in the capital in the little time she was governor. Now, oil prices are low, we just slashed taxes on them, and earmarks are done but our tea tard politicians (thanks again, Palin) still think we can cut our way out of things. We're pretty much fucked as a state right now.
The CEO is hoping to be Exxonerated.
I got to 'Bangs - fringe' and, because I am still a juvenile at heart, just started scanning for 'minge', which isn't here. I am have a disappoint.Also: Elevator - lift. Also, also: Je ne sais quoi the fuck is a Travel Trailer, except that I know a caravan is a motorhome or a camper.
You must have a bad memory for dates (and coffee). If you lived in Alaska for only a year and got a PFD, you committed fraud. And you must have spent that whole year getting coffee only from gas stations.
It was over 30 years ago, so maybe the coffee has had time to steep.
Now you're just fucking with me. :-)
It's a game that only the wellbore can play. Kerosene this all before. It's all too mud, wildcat even.
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They got a Shell-acking.
On the plus side, the opening up of the Northwest Passage as a year-round shipping route means that there will plenty of new jobs on the Wasilla Canal.
https://youtu.be/8_4bLNM0axE
Well great, now the Russians will get it! HAPPY LIBTARDS?!