Next up, I'd like to brief you on the status of our precious bodily fluids Since the horrific shootings at Umpqua Community College last Thursday, the Internet has discovered oodles of fun stuff about Sheriff John Hanlin, whose office is investigating the murders. For one thing, the month following the Sandy Hook Elementary massacre,
No attribution when I saw it either -- all it said was "Facebook post of a friend of a friend." If all the people who want gun control got as apeshit about this as the anti-abortion freaks, we could enact laws that required mandatory waiting periods and background checks, licensing and training requirements, gun identification/tracking, punishment for loaning guns used in crimes, elimination of assault weapons and certain bullet types and large magazines. Like any other right, the right to bear arms is limited by the rights of other Americans not to be killed or injured. At the very least, we should demand that Congress lift the funding ban on gun violence research so any policy changes would be backed by facts.
"I respectfully make a formal request that you NOT tamper with or attempt to amend the 2nd Amendment, because there's a tag on the back of it, just the same as your mattress."
Glad I could bring it to you. I am sure he got in trouble for it, but it is a classic.
Thanks Dok, for the Louden Wainwright III reference, it helped.
I don't think I referenced the esteemed Mr. Wainwright... but maybe I did?
How did this guy pass the psych eval for a law officer?
Oh. An obvious Clash reference got derailed in my brain. "Jesse don't like it" seemed apropos.
Anymore if there is such a thing it would be to insure only unhinged sociopaths are hired.
It's still being cobbled together from bits and pieces of other things like old 1950s sci-fi and high school hygiene films.
There seems to be a fair number of people in Arsekansas who live on the fringe, but they are still in the US.
What a comfort it must be to the grieving parents to know that this stalwart is on the case....
(Laughing)
I saved it. It is brilliant, but I don't know the origin. I first saw it posted by TMaximus.
Yep. And just like Sandy Hook, nutjobs will start claiming they ran into the dead kids at the Super Bowl, etc, etc, etc.
They have no bottom to their disgusting shit pool.
^^^ Well done! +++
No attribution when I saw it either -- all it said was "Facebook post of a friend of a friend." If all the people who want gun control got as apeshit about this as the anti-abortion freaks, we could enact laws that required mandatory waiting periods and background checks, licensing and training requirements, gun identification/tracking, punishment for loaning guns used in crimes, elimination of assault weapons and certain bullet types and large magazines. Like any other right, the right to bear arms is limited by the rights of other Americans not to be killed or injured. At the very least, we should demand that Congress lift the funding ban on gun violence research so any policy changes would be backed by facts.
Nah, just her ideas were.
"I respectfully make a formal request that you NOT tamper with or attempt to amend the 2nd Amendment, because there's a tag on the back of it, just the same as your mattress."
This would have made just about as much sense.