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Protection? They were asking for it -- did you see how they were dressed?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I live here too and Dupnik certainly is head and shoulders above that asshat up north. He's far from perfect though, don't forget about Jose Guerena- that whole situation was quite ugly.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and whistleblowers! Can't have any of those.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

most of those dipshits are retirees in places like Sun City who don't give a shit about anything other than the perceived unfairness of having to pay property taxes to fund schools now that their children and even grandchildren are past school age. Other than grousing about that, they sit around the rec center and poison their minds with Faux News and obsess about the brown skinned people they see on the streets who aren't trimming the grass or raking leaves at the moment. Shurf Joe gives these people exactly what they want- relief from non existent problems...

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PubOption's avatar

I hadn't thought of Arpaio as Konstabel Els before, but I have to admit there are similarities.

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PubOption's avatar

They've allowed the lunatic to have ideas for years.

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fuflans's avatar

slightly OT but in my fantasy world, the hero teacher who <i>talked down</i> the gunman is union, democrat and hott.

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fuflans's avatar

hey! i feel like kicking wayne lapierre in the nuts.

can i do this?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

With bullets.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"You idiot...why did you bring a woman. I said bring a posse!"

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I remember that my high school had a rent-a-cop who mostly just patrolled the parking lot to prevent car break-ins. Some called him Baby Pig. I think the only thing he was armed with was a threat to sit on you.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

You have to wonder why these guys have all this free time during the normal working day hours.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

But...but...this guy owned a 20mm cannon...how could someone possibly get the drop on him??

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

I just really hope that when the inevitable happens the Justice Dept charges Arpaio with murder under the Yamashita standard. I don't see any way his actions are not a clear dereliction of command responsibility.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Sounds like something dreamed up by the Barney Fife School of Policin' Work.

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

From what I know, yes, that sounds about right.

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