12 Comments

This is why everyone should be given a gun at birth.

Expand full comment

Seagal has managed to gain weight, but not gravitas.

Expand full comment

Judging by the results of his expedition to Honolulu, I'd say that background checks are not Arpaio's strong suit.

Expand full comment

No, but apparently my stupid auto-correct thought he needed one.

Expand full comment

That is the case in Arizona, if you're quicker on the draw than he who suspects you . . .

Expand full comment

I can't believe Sheriff Joe or his posse need training in how to be pompous, self-important assholes. But, you know, Arizona.

Expand full comment

Pope Joe 2013!

Expand full comment

He had the same guys who investigated Obama's birf cert check the school posse. We are again stunned at their ability.

Expand full comment

Does the sheriff care about them brown babies?

Expand full comment

<i>our old friend Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who sent in armed posses without actually checking with the school.</i>

Kind of makes Ted Nugent look like Noami Chompsky.

Expand full comment

I thought that if you were holding a legally procured gun, you were automatically free from suspicions.

Expand full comment

<i>worked for Arpaio for years in the Sheriff’s office until he was arrested in 2009.</i>

Clearly sheriff joe haz been too bizzy giving the stink eye to anyone with even moderately darker skin then his own pasty ass, TO NOTICE THE STINK IN HIS OWN DEPARTMENT.

Does he pay <i>any</i> fucking attention to the people working for him, or does he just hand a tan shirt, badge and gun to anybody who agrees with his whiter-than-thou myopia?

Expand full comment