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tehbaddr's avatar

If you wanna ride

Then ride the Capybara

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"M"'s avatar

omg

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Surfin’ Bird!

https://youtu.be/5WFBppsP9C8?si=bQwXXNu6Hyu4HYG2

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Why did I have the Hawaii Five-O music playing in my head when I saw that gif?

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Joe Z's avatar

The world could learn much from capybaras.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

reminds me of some dates I've been on

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Are you the egret or the capybara?

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Yes

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Great, now I've got Surfin' Bird in my head.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Bird is the word...

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kbblaldwin's avatar

Bird bird bird...

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Menotsure's avatar

When it comes to hanging ten

This bird is quite the star.

Somewhere in the background

Dick Dale plays surf guitar.

Is he heron, is he egret?

I don't really know.

I just know this snowy bird

Puts on a real fine show.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjpmfCNut_uGuoHdr2-37HcRlA6aUNxIQdt1UFrQO1-g&s=10

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Egret, because white. Heron, because egrets are herons.

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Menotsure's avatar

From heron out I shall know.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

It's like Marty McFly in Beak to the Future

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ziggywiggy's avatar

It looks like the birb manages to nab a fish just before flying off. A fish drive thru restaurant.

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Chicago Dyke's avatar

You mean, “dive thru.” 👻

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Need a lift? Hail a cabbiebara.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

🤭

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Let's go surfin' now

Everybody's learning how

Come on a safari with me

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knockedoutloaded's avatar

everybody's gone surfin, surfin USA

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Even the riverine creatures roll with the circumstances, a capy river crossing jitney service?

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

SURFING BIIIIIIIRD!

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belfryo's avatar

I dare you to google-search 'surfer bird and 'pink flamingos'

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CzechJournalists's avatar

looks like you got the worm this morning

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tehbaddr's avatar

It is The Word.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

In the beginning was the Word. And the Bird was the Word. And everybody knew that the Bird was the Word. I say the Bird Bird Bird, the Bird is the Word. Everybody is talking about the Bird.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Surfing egret and capybara as the surfboard.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

River surfing Campinas style! Them Brazilians!

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Few Egrets?

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Tommy Mo's avatar

Miss Otis egrets she’s unable to lunch today.

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Georgiaburning's avatar

“No, no egrets,” says Mlle. Piaf

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Egrets. I've had a few.

But I did it Myyyyyyy Wayyyyyy !!

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Beat me to it!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"Have a few more, they're small..."

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The Wanderer's avatar

Egrets, I've had a few (burp)

But then again too few to mention . . .

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Needs salt…

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The Wanderer's avatar

Ferry service!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Let's go surfin' now

Everybody's learnin' how

Come on and safari with me

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

GMTA

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Well, I have stressed about this mightily, and it has been a stressful process, but I’ve almost completed filling out my many-paged, much-decisioned retirement application. Part of the stress has been the realization that there are some things over which I have no control, and decisions that other people make for themselves—albeit stupid ones— that I just need to accept and move on and put behind me.

But yay for me for finding out stuff and figuring out stuff and finishing up stuff. No way out but through.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The NYT is reporting that the FDA is limiting this year's COVID vaccine to people over 65 and those with certain medical conditions.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

We start with Alina Habba and end with pork butt.

Personally, I'm a pork butt man.

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Nemo's avatar

It's not just the inmates running the asylum. It's the criminals running the prison. And the cockroaches in charge of the kitchen. Aarrrggh!

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

just to make sure, somewonk *has*already made the obvious

surfin' bird

joke in the lede image, riiiiight? because

bird is the word

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

Tho the fuck talks like this?

After the meeting, Trump predicted the package would ultimately pass the House, which Republicans control by a narrow majority of 220-213. “It was a meeting of love,” he said. He did not address Harris’ concerns.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2025/may/20/donald-trump-plane-qatar-immigration-marco-rubio-republicans-democrats-us-politics-live-news-updates?filterKeyEvents=false&page=with%3Ablock-682cb03b8f08a5e9325ebd53#block-682cb03b8f08a5e9325ebd53

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Mark Linimon's avatar

"A remarkably stupid woman among a team of stupids" ... I knew it had to be Evan.

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Terence Dougherty's avatar

This looks way more complicated than getting the fox and the chicken across the river…

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Kerry Canfield's avatar

Ya know, when I read of the “arrest” of *only* McIver among the several members of Congress, I naturally thought, “I bet she’s Black, and that’s why they’re arresting her.” Damned chalkdemons just can’t help themselves. They just can’t miss the opportunity to make an example of Black people to reinforce their presumed second-class status.

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Nemo's avatar

Kash Patel will be the first trumpsucker to go to jail.

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Fender Deluxe's avatar

When.

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Palisadesoffunkedelic's avatar

Deep breath - inhale through the nose and exhale through the mouth.

I hope all goes well and the results are what you want.

What a day eh? (((Hugs)))

edit: Dear Substack, I now have three different sign in codes and you still didn't put this reply (to Fukui) where it is supposed to go. Please go get another cup of coffee. Warmly, Palisades

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

ter·ror·ism

the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.

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I Stedman's avatar

One of my first favourite books, as a lil' kidlet, was called 'Capybara', and it was about a family who had a capybara as a pet. I don't have that book anymore - does anyone else remember it?

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(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

"Mr. Trump doesn’t know much about retail."

Holy hell, can you see him, even in his younger days, working Black Friday or Christmas rush? Not a pretty picture.

OTOH, he's a landlord, and he knows you pass any cost increases (water bill, property taxes, maintenance) on to the renter. The increase you demand is always greater than the increase in cost.

Not much different than Walmart.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

I do wonder how many of these choads ever worked an honest job?

I myself found it formative, as in the "I'll be damned if I spend my life doing this" kind of way.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I can't imagine any of them having the wherewithal to behave like a normal human being and show up on time and ready to work at a real job.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘐𝘊𝘌 𝘭𝘢𝘸 𝘦𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘱𝘰.

Absolutely gawdamn right.

The Gestapo at least had the courage and integrity to *not* hide their faces behind masks.

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(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

I don't know if I'd call it "courage and integrity." More like "doesn't matter if you see my face, I am your death and you can't touch me."

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

“Confidence and belief in what they were doing” then.

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Zarquon's avatar

Re: ICE's assertion that they're not the Gestapo - maybe they could try not acting like the Gestapo. I mean, if it walks like a Nazi and it talks like a Nazi and it snatches people off the street like a Nazi....

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