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dimplasm's avatar

Crotch bearded sociopath.

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Ironically, he means the 30% who still think that Saddam Hussein had WMDs.

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Amy!'s avatar

Has Arkansas passed an anti-Sharia law? I know it was all the rage in wingnut circles not so long ago.

It would be truly wonderful if they were to pass the ten commandments monument law, and someone were to challenge it as embodying sharia under the anti-sharia law.

Popcorn for everybody!

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chicken thief's avatar

“take this country back for the Lord”

Nice start, but how about if we go back to 1492?

~ descendants of Pocahontis

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FauxAntocles's avatar

I would like to erect a monument on the Arkansas capitol grounds that displays the Code of Hammurabi.

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chicken thief's avatar

Yo, Rapert - if Jesus wanted to visit Arkansas He would have been there already. Take a fucking hint, mkay?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Let's see what Rep Lynn Westmoreland (R-Idjit) has to say about them-thar commandments:http://thecolbertreport.cc....

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Vienna Woods's avatar

WTF, Arkansas?

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OooShiny's avatar

Thou shalt not embarrass thy Lord with Christian dick-measuring contests on Uncle Sam's lawn.

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dshwa's avatar

2 out of 10 is much? Apparently, there's a new standard for pass/fail in Arkansas.

It used to be 3/10.

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OzarkTroutBum's avatar

Here's what he said onstage at the Faith2Action dinner:

“It’s more important to do what is right by God,” Rapert told an audience at the Faith2Action banquet in Columbus, Ohio, “than it is to please those that would rather have me talk about pro-life but not really do much about pro-life.”

“There’s only one vote that matters and that’s when I stand before the Lord at the judgment seat,” he added, just in case it wasn’t clear.

So no. Placing a graven image of polished stone on public property is kinda historic in a roundabout sorta way. Historic in the fact that he said screw the voters, I'm doing what the voices in my head tell me to do.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Pity the poor Magna Carta...

Why do these followers of Jesus always fight for Old Testament rules, instead of the Sermon on the Mount?

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Tallmutha's avatar

You forgot adultery, which has been, in some states. Coveting your neighbor's ass is pretty safe everywhere though.

Hey, have any of these gomers ever noticed that the 10 C's somehow left out buttsechs?

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mailman27's avatar

Hopefully those Satanic guys are whipping up a 15-foot goat boy even as we speak.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

How convenient! The Oklahomies' Ten Commandments monument got demolished when I distracted a passing driver (you're welcome), and unless it's replaced, the Satanic Temple just happens to have a spare statue in need of a location.

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