Frank Riggs, one of several candidates for governor in Arizona's Republican primary, is trying something unusual for a Republican campaign ad: He's not shooting anything. But he includes a gun show anyway, explaining, as he pumps iron, that he's a strong candidate. Oh, we get it -- "strong" can mean both in good physical condition, and politically resolute! That is quite clever and everyone should give this clever shirtless man money.
Sorry, we only elect ex-sportsballers to high office. They have a demonstrated ability to work as members of team. And to use tired sportsball metaphors to understand and explain everything.
Weightlifting, all that time in front of the mirror, it's a bit...what's the word? Oh yeah: solopsistic. (Did you think I'd use another word?)
Meh, Scott Brown did it first. Wake me up when this guy starts trying to pimp out his daughters.
Sorry, we only elect ex-sportsballers to high office. They have a demonstrated ability to work as members of team. And to use tired sportsball metaphors to understand and explain everything.
Weightlifting, all that time in front of the mirror, it's a bit...what's the word? Oh yeah: solopsistic. (Did you think I'd use another word?)
No shirt, no shoes, no melanoma...
Is being crazy a requirement to run for high office in Arizona, or does running for high office just attract the nutters?
we enacted it after Rose Mofford. ol Rose was awesome, but the shirtless strolls through downtown Phoenix were just too much...
the worst part is that he doesn't sound any more bat shit crazy than the other GOP candidates