Move over, Anthony Weiner scandal, there is a new Weiner sex scandal in town. It's not like God was ever going to let us go another six hours without another Weiner joke. So here we go again: in New Mexico, Bernalillo County Commissioner Michael Weiner is in trouble for saying creepy things to a lady staff member, which, whatever, WHERE ARE THE WEINER PIX. New Mexico Democrats are calling on Weiner to resign, because Weiner is a weiner, etc. We look forward to reading about a third installment tomorrow morning probably, so the
Obviously that joke can't be racist, since it calls them "African-Americans." If he had used the "n" word or something, it'd be different, but this seemed fine to him.
The best part of that story is that he sent it to the director of prisons, not long after there was a brutal beating of an African-American inmate at the Bernalillo County jail. Timing is everything with humor, after all.
I did not know that was the origin of the song. Learn something new everyday on the Wonkette. The chorus is now stuck in my head on repeat, which might be classified as less-than-awesome.
"I'm really sorry anybody was offended" This must be on Page 1 of the Republican Playbook, but he omitted "if" to throw us off.
Obviously that joke can't be racist, since it calls them "African-Americans." If he had used the "n" word or something, it'd be different, but this seemed fine to him.
The best part of that story is that he sent it to the director of prisons, not long after there was a brutal beating of an African-American inmate at the Bernalillo County jail. Timing is everything with humor, after all.
It is just a depiction in cute stuffed cloth of
a pulsing red vein
"Chickadeezus, your tits, they are big and healthy! I bet you'd like to see my enormous cock out at the ranch!"
I did not know that was the origin of the song. Learn something new everyday on the Wonkette. The chorus is now stuck in my head on repeat, which might be classified as less-than-awesome.
Beau Ninabottom
"HAY! Yer orifice sure is LOOKIN' GOOD!"
"I'm really sorry anybody was offended" This must be on Page 1 of the Republican Playbook, but he omitted "if" to throw us off.
Will be represented by the Fairfax firm of Boehner, Koch, Johnson, Dick & Love Sausage.
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Barbara Bush?
Then there's Juli Weiner and Ana Marie Cox.
Is that how Paul Rever did it?
Jeeeezusss! They can't speak of it and simulaneously can't stop talking about it.
Doubt it.
And when he asked if the carpet matched the drapes...