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Mahousu's avatar

Obviously that joke can't be racist, since it calls them "African-Americans." If he had used the "n" word or something, it'd be different, but this seemed fine to him.

The best part of that story is that he sent it to the director of prisons, not long after there was a brutal beating of an African-American inmate at the Bernalillo County jail. Timing is everything with humor, after all.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It is just a depiction in cute stuffed cloth of

a pulsing red vein

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Chickadeezus, your tits, they are big and healthy! I bet you'd like to see my enormous cock out at the ranch!"

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MissusBarry's avatar

I did not know that was the origin of the song. Learn something new everyday on the Wonkette. The chorus is now stuck in my head on repeat, which might be classified as less-than-awesome.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Beau Ninabottom

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"HAY! Yer orifice sure is LOOKIN' GOOD!"

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PsycWench's avatar

"I'm really sorry anybody was offended" This must be on Page 1 of the Republican Playbook, but he omitted "if" to throw us off.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Will be represented by the Fairfax firm of Boehner, Koch, Johnson, Dick & Love Sausage.

- fixed

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Barbara Bush?

Then there's Juli Weiner and Ana Marie Cox.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Is that how Paul Rever did it?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Jeeeezusss! They can't speak of it and simulaneously can't stop talking about it.

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PsycWench's avatar

Doubt it.

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PsycWench's avatar

And when he asked if the carpet matched the drapes...

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