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WHAP FAP WHAP FAP WHAP FAP

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Ok.. So all you have to do to punch someone now is fake that you were pushed by someone or set someone up to push you, and make sure your target is in the nearby vicinity... Oops self-defense..... Dude who throw the punch should be jailed. He was angry and aggressive, not acting in aelf defense.

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...trust me, I feel your pain on that one!

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Just to make sure I'm in complete compliance, I am getting "votes" tattooed on my right and left knuckles right now.

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i love that the union thug throws a couple perfect punches and crowder responds by first trying to headbutt him and then stop him with karate chop pose.

he's like the pink panther.

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...meh, kinda was hoping for a Mortal Kombat/FINISH-HIM!!!! type of uppercut!

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To help with your obstruction of justice investigation, obvs.

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Yes, you'd think the dick would be easier if you'd just been knocked down.

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CrowDAH!

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