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Earworm. DAMN YOU.

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<i>Tyler has dismissed past Akin arrests as “something that happened a quarter century ago”… </i> Dude, that argument works for explaining how you got caught with a dime bag of pot on your way back from spring break. It doesn't work for causing other people trauma in a premeditated group effort eight times.

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Here in Pensacola, the local abortionplex -- where the doctor was murdered in 1994 and which was firebombed this year -- has now been bulldozed. It was across the street from my liquor store. Have some fucking respect, anti-choicers! This is sacred ground!

Anyway, the clinic is now in another neighborhood, where the protesters disturb the dental patients next door. I'm working up plans to have large photos of periodontal surgery to wave in the protesters' faces while I scream at them to brush their teeth.

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Sounds like he was pal'ing around with a domestic terrorist.

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It's our Cocktober Surprise, a tad late and a trifle local. But we'll take it! Suck it, Todd--you know you want to!

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Fortunately, the electorate has a mechanism to shut Akin down.

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