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Why is cinema wearing a potato sack?

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We need a constitutional amendment to completely remove corporate and PAC money from the system, but getting 2/3 of these fucks to agree to it is beyond hopeless.

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She changed to that from the aluminum foil dress?

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Didn't notice! I was focused on the "edgy" running shoes in the well of the Senate.

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One does a lot of walking on hard cold marble in the Capitol. I'd be fucked if I'd wear anything else.

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On September 17, 1787, delegates left the Constitutional Convention in Independence Hall in Philadelphia. As they exited, Benjamin Franklin was asked what kind of government do we have? "A Republic," he replied, "if you can keep it."

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Because the denim vest is at the cleaners?

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I can picture Moscow Mitch going home and having fits of screaming laughter over the image of Manchin going "But I'm SURE the Republicans will just LOVE this bill!!!! I just can't understand what went wrong!"

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Goodness, no! You're our guest! Stick around as long as you like!

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Driftglass has called him "Man of La Manchin" and I'm stealing it.

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I'm now thinking the "reeducation camps" they've been accusing us of wanting to throw them in are a fantastic idea! FEMA style tent-cities for all. We can even call them Reaganvilles if they want!

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It’s undemocratic and unpatriotic to toy with voting rights. We are intentionally being made to look ineffective. And fascists have their ducks in a row.

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The bill should have been called "Kill Everyone Now". Republicans would be stampeding to up-vote it.. "Everyone" except them, of course.

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To distract us from her hundreds of teeth.

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Did you miss the pink tennies?

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