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Cogswell's avatar

Why is cinema wearing a potato sack?

Tom65's avatar

We need a constitutional amendment to completely remove corporate and PAC money from the system, but getting 2/3 of these fucks to agree to it is beyond hopeless.

TakingAmes's avatar

She changed to that from the aluminum foil dress?

hillarysleftone's avatar

Didn't notice! I was focused on the "edgy" running shoes in the well of the Senate.

purefog's avatar

One does a lot of walking on hard cold marble in the Capitol. I'd be fucked if I'd wear anything else.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

On September 17, 1787, delegates left the Constitutional Convention in Independence Hall in Philadelphia. As they exited, Benjamin Franklin was asked what kind of government do we have? "A Republic," he replied, "if you can keep it."

Doug Langley's avatar

Because the denim vest is at the cleaners?

Doug Langley's avatar

I can picture Moscow Mitch going home and having fits of screaming laughter over the image of Manchin going "But I'm SURE the Republicans will just LOVE this bill!!!! I just can't understand what went wrong!"

Doug Langley's avatar

Goodness, no! You're our guest! Stick around as long as you like!

Doug Langley's avatar

Driftglass has called him "Man of La Manchin" and I'm stealing it.

Salty Cat (abides)'s avatar

I'm now thinking the "reeducation camps" they've been accusing us of wanting to throw them in are a fantastic idea! FEMA style tent-cities for all. We can even call them Reaganvilles if they want!

Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

It’s undemocratic and unpatriotic to toy with voting rights. We are intentionally being made to look ineffective. And fascists have their ducks in a row.

Geoff Alnutt's avatar

The bill should have been called "Kill Everyone Now". Republicans would be stampeding to up-vote it.. "Everyone" except them, of course.

Geoff Alnutt's avatar

To distract us from her hundreds of teeth.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Did you miss the pink tennies?