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Only if everyone properly submits their interview sheets.

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And only employ those who fail.

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Could you pick up some vermouth? We're out and I really need to finish this paper.

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It appears that the Justice Dept thinks the problem is <a href="http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2014\/dec\/04\/cleveland-police-excessive-force-report" target="_blank">more widespread</a>

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<i>That will get the attention of city governments and PDs everywhere.</i>

Uh-huh. You mean just like the $8.75 million Abner Louima settlement did? Or the $6 million Sean Bell settlement? Or the Amadou Diallo settlement ($3 million)?

Or, youknow, that 2012 shooting case that Cleveland settled for $3 million the other day? Or the $3 million wrongful death settlement it paid out last year?

No. What talks louder than money is murder convictions with 30-year sentences.

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I assume the gun nuts will be double quiet now? How can they defend an inept responsible gun owner?

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“I should have gone to NY”, “maybe I should quit”, “I have no friends”, “I only hang out with 73-year-old priests”, “I have cried every day for four months about this girl.”

Wow, it's like he's reading my mind, except for the padre part.

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Why do I feel there will be a "manpower shortage" argument somewhere...

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...I have feeling "I am Timothy Loehman" arm bands won't be stocking stuffers this year

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I'm going to tell myself that this one time, just this ONE TiME, this cop will be discharged from the force, found guilty of murder in a real trial, and sent to prison for life without the possibility of parole. If that doesn't work, I'll stop by the liquor store on the way home.

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Snark Off. Really? When I went to work for the local hometown FD 20+ years ago I went through two psychological exam, including the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory. My local PD requires the same evaluation when one is hired or if promoted into the tactical team. I suggest the Chief of Police and HR Director be sent packing.

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Cops, priests and NFL coaches- they never really get fired, they just get shuffled around the league

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