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My boss believed it. I had to go to the NRA's website and show her when and why it was founded. She thought it was so nicely produced, it had to be true.

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I am a mid-west farmer,I make a livin' off the land,I ride a John Deere tractor,I'm a liberated man.But the rain it hasn't fallen,Since the middle of July,And if it don't come soon my crops will die.The bank man says he likes me,But there's nothin' he can do.He tells me that he's comin',But the clouds are comin' too.He ain't my friend.

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Her family left everything behind when they fled the mob, so instead of living the American Dream she had to drop out of school after fourth grade and clean white people's houses her entire life (with a break for the WWII manufacturing).

Sort of on topic: my wife's late stepmother (Black, of course) never qualified for Social Security, as she was a domestic.

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🤦‍♀️

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As usual.

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Not all lawyers are bad.

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Peonage Envy

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Mammon is a shit god.

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I like my credit union. They're not nearly as evil.

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I had an Israeli roommate for a shirt period in college. I ran his racist ass off.

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As in Cecil, of divide and conquer fame.

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Think about who they blamed in 2008- Blah People who couldn't pay their predatory loans!

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I liked the museum they had in HBO's 'Watchmen'

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That makes my blood boil.

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Honestly it's probably the least crazy way to get into comedy - I don't think doctors have much problem finding work, this way he knows he's still got solid job prospects if comedy didn't work out :P

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