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The 'g' is for G-MAN!!

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That fucking Inform News is fucking up my browser.

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NOW you see why it had to be kept so hush-hush.

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Like the FBI and the CIA And the BBC, BB King And Doris Day Matt Busby Dig it, dig it, dig it

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♫♪♫ <i>Now, Kessler did you hear about this one?   Tell me, are you locked in the punch?   Kessler are you goofing on Al Colmes? Hey, baby   Are we losing touch?</i> ♫♪♫

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Poor Alan Colmes--reduced to booking guests too crazy or loathsome for Hannity.

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Meh, if he's trying the Bavarian Fire Drill he's doing it wrong.

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Mmm<i>hmm</i>. Secret <i>Agent</i> Man. Well that's <i>entirely</i> plausible.

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I'm going with Underpants Gnomes. Though a cursory examination of counner-terrist and -intelligemence operations make this story drearily plausible. Except that the feds did not then also arrest Mark, which is usually how the real ops end.

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I think we need to test his Libtardeness. If he can sit through 2hours of a Prairie Home Companion, the video of Colbert roasting Bush, a PBS documentary of cross species animal friends, a Lewis Black performance and, just because I’m feeling mean, a performance of Cats by More Science High students where all the costumes are made out organic hemp, without shooting anything I say we give him a chance. But he will have to turn in guns.

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The Alan Colmes radio show must be on during the coveted 3:29AM to 3:30AM time slot.

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"<i>... coming to Take Are Gunzes ...</i>"

Gollum libel ?

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Holy shit, this is like a Hall of Mirrors false flag event!111!!!!!11111!!

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