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My friend's lawyer father always told her "Other people's principles put you through college".

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That's how you make a derpnado, after all.

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Chief Mark: My department needs moar weaponz. Council: No budget. Chief Mark: Then I'll 'donate' these ones.

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Imagine getting pulled over by that guy if you had an Obama/Biden 2012 bumper sticker on your car. Good riddance.

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Interesting, they are concerned that the evil liberals want to teach 5 year-olds about sex, but not that the NRA is trying to teach children of that age about guns.

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I wish I could remember it.

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(Epic Voiceover Voice) <i>In a world where shooting and shouting Are how men get things done, Two men with rise above the libertards, To shoot and shout their way to the top. This fall, be there to see their shots and shouts heard round the world.

Shooty And Shouty, rated PG-13.</i>

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OT, but <a href="http:\/\/i.huffpost.com\/gen\/1337527\/thumbs\/r-KERRY-huge.jpg" target="_blank">what the hell is wrong with John Kerry's face?</a>

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More guns will make them safer if not saner.

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I've heard of ethnic cleansing, but not idiot cleansing. Congrats, Pennsylvania, good luck, Tennesseee.

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When I worked for the county government, I worked on programming to bill employees for their personal, long-distance calls. (OK, it was a long time ago.) They did not want the newspapers (again, a long time ago) publishing a story about county workers wasting taxpayer's money on phone calls. The amounts were minuscule; they paid me more for the programming than they'd ever recover.

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Maybe they can play "William Tell" ala William S. Burroughs and Joan Vollmer.

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I hope they don't get chafed from all the mutual gun polishing sessions.

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Apparently. Out, out you nasty Gommert stain.

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