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That would be helpful to keep Cruz from eating paste.

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Pollinate some flowers also, too.

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...and Billy approaches the irrelevance line

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They spread some pretty cool diseases to keep immunologists occupied

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He should attach that to the next Omnibus

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the filibuster and Senate seat allocations are undemocratic . . . intentionally so . . . they are a part of the attempt to counter what has been called (by TJ, i believe) "the tyranny of the majority".

of course, they were envisioned in a simpler time by thoughtful rational people who thought of them as helpful rather than obstructionist . . . if they had foreseen the current state of affairs they might have just appointed GW as king and done away with this whole experiment,

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If a Republican is elected president (shudder!) in 2016, I hope Democrats take a page out of the Republican playbook and attach an NRA dismantling amendment to every bill.

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What a worthless toady of the 1% Chuck is.

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Yeah, the next 13 months are going to be just as fucking stupid as the (howevermany) months going back to the 2010 mid-terms.

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Which is why I want Hillz for Veep. Fuck letting the president pro tem continue to jerk it in the cloakroom, she'd have those asshole children doing their times tables and shining their shoes in days.

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Which has the silver totenkopf on the end?

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Along with removing the tax-exempt status for churches like someone else on here suggested earlier.

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This might be the best idea I've ever heard.

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They have made 54 infantile attempts since its inception to repeal it and failed...They've childishly hidden defunding attempts in unrelated bills hoping the president wouldn't notice...They've even whined to the Supreme Court and got rebuffed and turned away......but like a spoiled little brat that won't take no for an answer they keep trying repeatedly to shut down ObamaCare while throwing cash at their financial supporters in the NRA and "defense industry"...pathetic and a waste of the taxpayer's time and money because they think political grandstanding a bill they know won't pass is more important than the People's business

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Oh, yeah, now I remember. Chuck Schumer sucks.

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