I'll bet Melania, unlike Jarvanka, could probably get away with moving back to NYC. She never had their urge to hobnob with High Society - just set her up in Trump Tower again with her favorite hunky security guard, and chances are she would be content.
She should have already filed for divorce. The second Biden is in, lawsuits and criminal and civil claw backs begin, then she loses first come first served creditor status.
I'm so old that when I read "Renos are happening," I thought you meant the Nevada city where New Yorkers used to go for a quickie divorce.Oh, that IS what you meant. Never mind.
As I understand it (which, admittedly, is somewhat influenced by a history of drugs and alcohol) the "silverware" in the White House is actually goldware.
Every member of this administration and the Trump family need to start passing through metal detectors when they leave the White House.
I'm willing to bet someone (not necessarily Melancholia) selected the Clinton china on purpose, just to see if anyone noticed. Which clearly someone did, albeit not the impeached polyp. And he probably prefers to eat off the old Whopper wrappers he left in the bathroom and doesn't ever look at the china anyway. (It's pronounced Jina, though...)
“Oh look Donalt! I discover a buried treasure many gold coins! Keep coming! Closer! Closer!” BONK!!! “Barron! Daddy goes to sleep in dirt nap place please to cover him with your Bobcat loader mommy got you for fucking kreesmas!”
Does she know how to write???
First: must make grave for husband.
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I'll bet Melania, unlike Jarvanka, could probably get away with moving back to NYC. She never had their urge to hobnob with High Society - just set her up in Trump Tower again with her favorite hunky security guard, and chances are she would be content.
So, 3000 ft²...anyone else get the sense that they're about to move into one of those tacky-ass houses country clubs sometimes build along the course?
She should have already filed for divorce. The second Biden is in, lawsuits and criminal and civil claw backs begin, then she loses first come first served creditor status.
You had me at hunky
I'm so old that when I read "Renos are happening," I thought you meant the Nevada city where New Yorkers used to go for a quickie divorce.Oh, that IS what you meant. Never mind.
As I understand it (which, admittedly, is somewhat influenced by a history of drugs and alcohol) the "silverware" in the White House is actually goldware.
Every member of this administration and the Trump family need to start passing through metal detectors when they leave the White House.
His&hers tacky-assesez. You know, so she don't hafta be 'round him. And she can have 'her own' Secret Service agents.
Fuck off, melon.
I'm willing to bet someone (not necessarily Melancholia) selected the Clinton china on purpose, just to see if anyone noticed. Which clearly someone did, albeit not the impeached polyp. And he probably prefers to eat off the old Whopper wrappers he left in the bathroom and doesn't ever look at the china anyway. (It's pronounced Jina, though...)
My parents did that back in the 1950s. In New York at the time you had to plead infidelity IIRC so off to Reno they went.
Lots of alligators in Florida... including in golf course water hazards.
“Oh look Donalt! I discover a buried treasure many gold coins! Keep coming! Closer! Closer!” BONK!!! “Barron! Daddy goes to sleep in dirt nap place please to cover him with your Bobcat loader mommy got you for fucking kreesmas!”
It might be worth setting up a Go Fund Me for Melon if she could get her spouse to concede and leave.
Can't wait to see the countersuits that will inevitably roll in when she files for divorce.