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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

There must be a judge somewhere with a ream of restraining orders pre-printed with Huckabooboo's name.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

He and his chums have jolly good times together at the cricket matches and the fox hunts.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

The only reason dudes like Huck-a-Boo-Boo put women up on pedestals is for the same reason that dogs chase cats up into trees: They know they have little chance of competing successfully on an even field with someone faster, nimbler and more intelligent than they are.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

One thing Mrs. Huckabee has clearly not been doing up on the pedestal is making Lean Cuisines.

malsperanza's avatar

Mike, Mike, Mike, you've been talking to Sarah Palin again, haven't you?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Apparently Huck's been making a lot of sammiches lately.

Lefty Mark's avatar

"Yeah, I have sex with one but not the other."

The Quirk's avatar

P.S. -- Respect is not necessary for sluts.

Fartknocker's avatar

My wife is shorter than me so to help her I gave her 2 old milk crates: one for the stove and one for the kitchen sink. She's much happier now when she make's me a sammich.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Oh, please. He'd sell his wife for two nickels if it helped him become President.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Shorter Huckafuck: Don't you worry your pretty little heads about it, laydees. We menfolk will take good care of you delicate flowers.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Up on a pedestal, like a statue. Silent. Motionless.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm getting a pretty clear picture of the kind of people who will work in a Huckabee administration.