Women are strange creatures, aren't they? With their shoes and their vaginas and their not being men, they are quite the mystery. Like magnets. And how the tide goes in, the tide goes out . If only there were someone, a real expert, to explain how do ladies work and how should we treat them, since we obviously must treat them different from how we treat normal people.
The only reason dudes like Huck-a-Boo-Boo put women up on pedestals is for the same reason that dogs chase cats up into trees: They know they have little chance of competing successfully on an even field with someone faster, nimbler and more intelligent than they are.
My wife is shorter than me so to help her I gave her 2 old milk crates: one for the stove and one for the kitchen sink. She's much happier now when she make's me a sammich.
There must be a judge somewhere with a ream of restraining orders pre-printed with Huckabooboo's name.
He and his chums have jolly good times together at the cricket matches and the fox hunts.
The only reason dudes like Huck-a-Boo-Boo put women up on pedestals is for the same reason that dogs chase cats up into trees: They know they have little chance of competing successfully on an even field with someone faster, nimbler and more intelligent than they are.
One thing Mrs. Huckabee has clearly not been doing up on the pedestal is making Lean Cuisines.
Mike, Mike, Mike, you've been talking to Sarah Palin again, haven't you?
Apparently Huck's been making a lot of sammiches lately.
"Yeah, I have sex with one but not the other."
P.S. -- Respect is not necessary for sluts.
My wife is shorter than me so to help her I gave her 2 old milk crates: one for the stove and one for the kitchen sink. She's much happier now when she make's me a sammich.
Oh, please. He'd sell his wife for two nickels if it helped him become President.
Massachusetts
Shorter Huckafuck: Don't you worry your pretty little heads about it, laydees. We menfolk will take good care of you delicate flowers.
Up on a pedestal, like a statue. Silent. Motionless.
I'm getting a pretty clear picture of the kind of people who will work in a Huckabee administration.