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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

There must be a judge somewhere with a ream of restraining orders pre-printed with Huckabooboo's name.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

He and his chums have jolly good times together at the cricket matches and the fox hunts.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

The only reason dudes like Huck-a-Boo-Boo put women up on pedestals is for the same reason that dogs chase cats up into trees: They know they have little chance of competing successfully on an even field with someone faster, nimbler and more intelligent than they are.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

One thing Mrs. Huckabee has clearly not been doing up on the pedestal is making Lean Cuisines.

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malsperanza's avatar

Mike, Mike, Mike, you've been talking to Sarah Palin again, haven't you?

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Apparently Huck's been making a lot of sammiches lately.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Yeah, I have sex with one but not the other."

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The Quirk's avatar

P.S. -- Respect is not necessary for sluts.

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Fartknocker's avatar

My wife is shorter than me so to help her I gave her 2 old milk crates: one for the stove and one for the kitchen sink. She's much happier now when she make's me a sammich.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Oh, please. He'd sell his wife for two nickels if it helped him become President.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Massachusetts

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Shorter Huckafuck: Don't you worry your pretty little heads about it, laydees. We menfolk will take good care of you delicate flowers.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Up on a pedestal, like a statue. Silent. Motionless.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm getting a pretty clear picture of the kind of people who will work in a Huckabee administration.

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