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Chino Cherokee's avatar

THAT THERE IS MY SENATOR EVERYONE!!!!

RAPHAEL 'TED' CRUZ, ALIAS 'CANCUN CRUZ.'

I COULDN'T BE MORE ASHAMED.

CLYDE KOBAYASHI's avatar

“Ted Cruz” is nothing more than an “opportunistic grifter” and a COWARD! He was born in Canada, yet still “ran for President?” Then he had the “GULL” to “question” President Obama’s “Birthright?” GET REAL!

mr_snarky's avatar

ted cruz - what's not to hate?

aktlib101's avatar

Dunno about shooting Democratic politicians, but I tell you what: those ~150 Repukes (in the House and Senate) who voted NOT to certify Biden's 2020 election should be all kicked out of Congress, fined for dereliction of duty, stripped of all assets accumulated, and never be allowed to work for the government again.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

The whole jamboree was pretty pro political violence-leaning.

ciaobella's avatar

Remember this?

Nous sounmes tous Américaines

We are all Americans

https://www.worldpress.org/1101we_are_all_americans.htm

We squandered worldwide goodwill for America after 9/11, and then Trump came along and buried it dead.

I weep for America. We let the terrorists break our spirit.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Ich. Bin. Ein. BERLINER!!

lordpnut's avatar

Ted Cruz has been, as my dad used to say, shot at and missed, shit at and HIT.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Desi Lydic, on last night's Daily Show: "Of course, we all know Trump isn't going to pay the $5,000 per adult, so that means he saved us $1.3 Trillion! Trump math!"

Joe Christmas's avatar

600% cheaper pharmaceuticals.

goCatgo's avatar

"Ok, so tell it to me straight."

"Yes sir. We're paying higher interest on our debt, deficit spending is out of control, and Pissant's move didn't make a dent."

"Anything else?"

"Core inflation came in higher than we wanted, oil over $100, and Warsh is gonna have to raise rates."

"Any good news?"

"Oh yes Sir! We are naming every thing 'Trump' and/or 'America'!"

''Excellent! Tell Natalie to fire up the golf cart!"

"Yes Sir! "

gallbladder's avatar

Probably THE most terrifyingly astute summation of goings on in the Oval Office to this very moment.

(I said THIS moment)

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I suspect he's getting even less information than this.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Did not get my covid and flu vaccines, they will not be in until mid October.

LoCoJo's avatar

I just listened to that whole loyalty oath bullshit. It's actually quite chilling. This is Jonestown-level cultish. The only difference is the Jonestown people put up a fight at the end. I don't think these fuckers would.

gallbladder's avatar

I could not have put it better myself.

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Apparently there is not one single person in the world who likes Ted Cruz enough to tell him about Ozempic.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

I'm not happy about Charlie Kirk's murder.

At least not any more than Erika is . . .

Stanta Knows's avatar

"he announced everyone now must wear their underwear on the outside of their pants"

That's Bananas!

Antifa Commander's avatar

At least we're not all forced to speak Swedish, and bork bork bork, o snälla, nej!

gallbladder's avatar

Has Teddlywinks ever met Mitt Romney on matters of magic pyjamas?

jaspersdad's avatar

Democrats shouldn't have stopped calling them weird and creepy.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Telling Walz to stop calling them weird and no strong reply to the “Kamala is for they/them” ad…the Harris team was quite sharp at not reading the room

Androgenous AF's avatar

Those terms really did seem to get their goat. 🎯