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It is far more fun to condemn and chastise than to empathize and support. Who wants to be a saint when being a tyrant pays so much better, and doesn't force you to THINK.

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I know I commented the first time I saw Ronna Romney McDaniel in that "outfit," about her being a snorter, but I now think what I was grappling toward is that she has resting sneering hate face. All the makeup in the world cannot draw focus from that kind of nasty.

Also I hate every word that comes out of her mouth.

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But, but, but if they change that would be tantamount to admitting they were wrong about a thing once, like a common liberal! No, when the gate has been smashed and the enemy is pouring in and setting fire to the joint, get back up on that parapet and defend it to your last breath. Acknowledging reality just encourages it.

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"Acknowledging reality just encourages it."

This is one of the Great Truths.

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Man, they are seriously not listening to the voters here.

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This is why they put so much energy into picking their voters instead of letting voters pick their politicians -- IOW, gerrymandering. They only want to listen to the voters that are agreeing with them.

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What are mere voters compared to the Word of God as embodied by the voices in their heads?

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Nov 15, 2023·edited Nov 15, 2023

Let this be the Hill they Choose to Die On, imbeciles.

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Awesome post.

Do not surrender! Do not retreat!

followed by

General Paulus betrayed me (by following my orders) at Stalingrad!

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“continuing to rhythm method their pet chickens on abortion”

the funniest thing I’ve ever read on Wonkette and I can’t even share it with friends and family because you really have to be steeped in this stuff on the daily to track what Evan is choo-choo-ing.

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Let me get this straight--if I can't save ALL the babbies, then let them all die? Until I can ban all abortions, even those performed by god himself?

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Well, they just keep stepping on very heavy rakes, don't they? This issue is a done deal with the American public, percentage-wise, but Republicans can't handle the math. That's part of Trump's appeal, I suppose: the "math" (votes) won't matter if he returns to power and promptly establishes a dictatorship.

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This is a tell: "The American people are where we are"

What it's telling is who they think get to be called "Americans."

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Number four on the list seems particularly pertinent.

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Republinazis believe life begins at conception and ends at mass shooting,

just like their bloodthirsty baby jeezus craves.

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The Republinazis believe that the soul enters the body at conception, and there's no way to compromise on that.

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There is ZERO problem with "access to adoption" for newborn babies. Source, my daughter who worked for an adoption agency for a couple of years. For every healthy newborn baby there are multiple families begging for a chance to pay out the nose for the privilege of adopting said baby. No woman is having an abortion because gee golly she wants to go through pregnancy but she just doesn't know if someone would take the resulting baby.

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How many Republican pro-lifers are struggling to feed their own kids or endangering them by withholding vaccines or keeping loaded firearms? How many are adopting babies or supporting legislation that ensures people have enough support to feed their kids? Smug hypocritical bastards.

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There is ZERO problem with "access to adoption" for newborn babies. Source, my daughter who worked for an adoption agency for a couple of years. For every healthy newborn baby there are multiple families begging for a chance to pay out the nose for the privilege of adopting said baby. No woman is having an abortion because gee golly she wants to go through pregnancy but she just doesn't know if someone would take the resulting baby.

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Wear a little AR-15 on your lapel and lecture me about how 'pro-life' you are.

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