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Johnny Pavo's avatar

Fuck no. Until he's in a jail cell, an Honorable, Democratic, Patriotic and Constitutional loving American reality continues to be denied to all Americans who actually care about it, want it to be the equal existence we were already being fucked out of daily by a small pack of rich goons our collective asses couldshred into dust standing together, if the idiots amongst us would just shut the fuck up, and agree to agree the wealthy care the fucking least about them, with their icon the very worst enemy amongst those wealthy pricks. Oh, and because we're akways going to be struggling against working assholes who'd rather spit on the guy right below them, than pull down the vampire fucking all of us, be prepared for Donny Dickhead's "parade" to not only cost a billion initially, but to also leave DC roads in tatters because they were never meant to act as a dictators gameboard to flex his aresenal because his limp fucking dick couldn't even harden out an inch of one sorry flacid pecker you damn fucking well know Melania is perfectly fine with because she's got that base covered just fine. Only true birthday gift Trump can give (fuck receiving) is by dropped dead before that monstrosity of a joke of a day ever happens. Army saluting a fucking coward who skipped out on his nation paying off a doctor to claim he had bobe spurs. UNFUCKiNGBELiEVABLE...

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Johnny Pavo's avatar

Fuck no. Until he's in a jail cell, an Honorable, Democratic, Patriotic and Constitutional loving American reality continues to be denied to all Americans who actually care about it, want it to be the equal existence we were already being fucked out of daily by a small pack of rich goons our collective asses couldshred into dust standing together, if the idiots amongst us would just shut the fuck up, and agree to agree the wealthy care the fucking least about them, with their icon the very worst enemy amongst those wealthy pricks. Oh, and because we're akways going to be struggling against working assholes who'd rather spit on the guy right below them, than pull down the vampire fucking all of us, be prepared for Donny Dickhead's "parade" to not only cost a billion initially, but to also leave DC roads in tatters because they were never meant to act as a dictators gameboard to flex his aresenal because his limp fucking dick couldn't even harden out an inch of one sorry flacid pecker you damn fucking well know Melania is perfectly fine with because she's got that base covered just fine. Only true birthday gift Trump can give (fuck receiving) is by dropped dead before that monstrosity of a joke of a day ever happens. Army saluting a fucking coward who skipped out on his nation paying off a doctor to claim he had bobe spurs. UNFUCKiNGBELiEVABLE...

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Goonemeritus's avatar

I think we should give him a Space Force parade, Trumps reviewing stand could be in orbit.

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Marla's avatar

"Washington est devenue le court de Nero."

Bread and circuses, bread and circuses.

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Synical's avatar

The military is stupid Hitlers last roadblock to becoming a 3rd term president and he knows it.

This is just part of his normalization play to get their loyalty. Hes been firing un-loyal commanders and generals all along.

He already has zero resistance in Congress, and SCOTUS seems to take his side when it matters most that they dont. So much for checks and balances.

The Media is know-towing, Universities are rolling over with no resistance, law firms are paying their extortionist rather than counter suing etc etc.

I haven't seen what the game plan is to diffuse out a gestapo police force to the states yet, it won't be your local cops. Eventually I imagine it will become the job of today's DHS and ICE. (You know, once they run out of all the illegal non-whites)

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Kim Don Ugh, lolz.

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PhilsThom's avatar

Tyrants and dictators love military parades, not because they are powerful but because they are insecure and the parades make them feel powerful.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

They should not hold this in Washington, they should hold it at one of his shitty golf courses so he can charge the government back for use of the space. I can’t believe he’s going to let Washington DC steal his grifting money for shit like “torn up infrastructure “ and “security “ and “crowd control”. That’s DONNIE DOLITTLE’S GRIFT!!!

Sheesh!

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Waffles's avatar

Anwar Sadat!

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Hawkeye's avatar

Is this kinda like taking the dress uniforms to Ukraine like his buddy did?? Cause I’m real against that!! My granddaughter in the army doesn’t have time for such bullshit!!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. We need a remake of I, Claudius. The sets from Rome would have been perfect, but I believe they died in a fire.

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J. Rose's avatar

To paraphrase the words of Maximus in 'Gladiator' to the narcissistic, sadistic emperor: 'The time for you, [DJT] to honor yourself [and to disgrace American democracy and its defenders] will soon be coming to an end'.

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Dave Dave's avatar

Jan.6 , Tanks next to Congress ,Insurrection Act …. Hmmm … sure why not .

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Mark Hayes's avatar

No.

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Bluesman's avatar

Fuck no

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Lynn's avatar

N O !!

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