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Ward From Cali's avatar

Not only are there no elderly white hippies in that picture, but the only guy with grey hair in that entire crowd looks like he's there with Miller.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Although [๐˜‰]๐˜ฐ๐˜บ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ฉ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฑ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜“๐˜ฆ๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜Œ๐˜น๐˜ฉ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฑ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜Ž๐˜–๐˜— ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜™๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ถ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฑ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด is good, right up there with ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜š๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ˆ ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜š๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฑ๐˜ด ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜š๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฑ๐˜ด ๐˜ˆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜œ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜บ ๐˜š๐˜ข๐˜ธ ๐˜๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฆ (re: Shitlerโ€™s oldest fail son), one of the Bluesky comments included IMHO the best moniker for Miller yet: โ€œPeewee Goebbelsโ€. ๐Ÿ‘

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Anne's avatar

I still don't understand why a woman agreed to marry Miller. He's so skin-crawling-inducing. Did he pay her off?

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Sent off this morning to my senators, Tillis and Budd: What I see from North Carolina is a Republican march to a police state and a wholesale cave in to the felonious pedophile in the White House who is determined to impose his whorehouse thinking and culture on the country. As all you can do is make busy work statements about the good you do in committees while Trump erects himself as the new Adolph Hitler in gold leaf, I look forward to removing you and him from office in the next election cycle, but only if Trumps gestapo doesn't close down the elections - all under your watch and due to your cowardice in the face of this hand over to a Fascist Failed Business Bullshit Artist.

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FloridaFloozy's avatar

JD Vance just can't fathom that visitors & residents of DC don't want armed national guardsmen hassling everyone. We should be happy for their fascist regime! It's only for our protection! That the 3 stooges think that they can pull this shit off without everyone around hurling insults their way is the most insulting thing of all. They all seem genuinely surprised that everyone hates them.

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Butch's avatar

Evan Hurst is like oxygen to me. COOK 'EM!

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Nora's avatar

Ya' know, maybe miller should smile more.

This too, he always sounds like he's speaking through clenched teeth.

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Catherine Berry's avatar

I'm an elderly* white hippie who lives in Santa Monica. I'm also trans, and I practice an esoteric religion with some profoundly anti-Christian views. I suspect that if a member of Trump's inner circle and I got too close to each other, we'd mutually annihilate in an explosion of pure energy, like matter and antimatter. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ™ƒ

* I'm 63, so more like "elderly-adjacent".

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Wait a minute. This whole shebang is to help the black residents of DC? But everyone is paying for it?

How is this not fucking DEI?

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beb's avatar

I see that Evan here has taken the morel low ground. What happened to his better angels?

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Morels sautรฉd in butter with garlic are delicious, especially followed by a nice stollen for dessert. ๐Ÿ˜‹

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

When they go low, it just makes it easier to kick them in the balls.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I would love to see at future protests crowds of people chanting, "Epstein. Epstein! EPSTEIN!!" just as the crowd always devolved into shouting "Goldberg" during the Two Minutes' Hate.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

May these craven fuckheads never know a moment's peace in public. Never. For the rest of their miserable lives.

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AthenaH2SO4's avatar

OMG - that TikTok of Kegseth struggling like hell with his pull-ups vs Zelenskyy apparently doing them no problem is fucking delightful.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

"I don't know which is more embarrassing, Hegseth struggling with his pull-ups or JD Vance prancing at Disneyland."

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tehbaddr's avatar

There are vagrants in Union Station! I think a Rethuglican Congress Critter got busted soliciting sex in the men's room on a lower level near the theaters.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

South Park had a slightly different take on the current state of DC.

https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/4rfxjg/south-park-mr-towelie-goes-to-washington

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Hank Napkin's avatar

" they're not part of the city and never have been ... " -- Miller

When you tell yourself everything, everything is true!

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