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The solution is simple: You need to get pom-poms. No not those, those are pateis. The hand held ones that allow you to explore the full dynamic resonance of all parts of the female form during harmonic movement.

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let's ask Andy

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<a href="http:\/\/robinenrico.com\/images\/blog\/2011-03-09-simpsons.png" target="_blank">maybe not</a>

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Isn't that what she already does in her "contributions" to Fox Nooz?

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OK, I give up . . . WTF is Twitchy?

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So I found out -- and Jeezus, how fucking miserable do you have to be, for Twitchy to add "fun and humor"?

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That was good. Why can't I think of funny shit?

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Malkin makin money with her twitchy part aint that illegal of something,and with HerMan bein the pimp he is hat and all something stinks to the nines here

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"Shitsy"

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"Burnt?" My sister use to say that. She'd lick her finger and make a sizzle sound when she touched my arm.

I think I was about 8 years old.

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trick question- assumes facts not in evidence

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I remember seeing the Spasmodics back in the 80's. That Wendy was amazing with that chainsaw

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Twitch Air

WORST

AIRLINE

EVAH!!

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I thought that was the plan all along- write those idjits a bad check, dump the whole stinking website down one of Ted Stevens dead end tubes and spend the bailout on <strike>hookers and blow</strike> Zippy's educational foundation for wayward pinheads

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party on Garthwaite

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the illegitimate love child of Ted Bundy and the Cheshire Cat

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