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Joseph's avatar

The solution is simple: You need to get pom-poms. No not those, those are pateis. The hand held ones that allow you to explore the full dynamic resonance of all parts of the female form during harmonic movement.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/robinenrico.com\/images\/blog\/2011-03-09-simpsons.png" target="_blank">maybe not</a>

Jared James's avatar

Isn't that what she already does in her "contributions" to Fox Nooz?

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

So I found out -- and Jeezus, how fucking miserable do you have to be, for Twitchy to add "fun and humor"?

Bezoar's avatar

That was good. Why can't I think of funny shit?

Capt.Jim's avatar

Malkin makin money with her twitchy part aint that illegal of something,and with HerMan bein the pimp he is hat and all something stinks to the nines here

bobbert's avatar

"Shitsy"

TundraGrifter's avatar

"Burnt?" My sister use to say that. She'd lick her finger and make a sizzle sound when she touched my arm.

I think I was about 8 years old.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

trick question- assumes facts not in evidence

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I remember seeing the Spasmodics back in the 80's. That Wendy was amazing with that chainsaw

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Twitch Air

WORST

AIRLINE

EVAH!!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I thought that was the plan all along- write those idjits a bad check, dump the whole stinking website down one of Ted Stevens dead end tubes and spend the bailout on <strike>hookers and blow</strike> Zippy's educational foundation for wayward pinheads

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the illegitimate love child of Ted Bundy and the Cheshire Cat