All dapper old New York Senator Marty Golden wanted to do was help dames get jobs by teaching them how to walk up and down stairs in an elegant manner, because apparently New York Senator Marty Golden is a real swingin' daddy and knows what's missing in female job applicants these days. Like, sure you have an advanced degree, li'l missy, but can you stand and sit like a model? But wouldn't you know it, then a bunch of dumb women's libbers started in with their moaning and their bra-burning about "this is 2012" and "maybe we could have equal pay laws instead of 'etiquette' classes" and also "go screw!"
<i>But what about a normal woman, like maybe the kind who would marry Rush Limbaugh? </i>
Marrying Rush requires its own separate skill-set (i.e. being able to distract yourself with his net worth when he&#039;s boning you and/or voicing any opinion about women).
If you mean she got thoroughly sanded down and three coats of lacquer, yes.
Γ’ΒΒͺΓ’ΒΒ« You know it balances on your head Just like a mattress balances On a bottle of wine Γ’ΒΒͺΓ’ΒΒ«
Scuse me Mistah, I was wondrin, where does the raiyn in Spaiyn mostly fall?
(BTW, you were doing so well until you left the &#039;u&#039; in reglah)
Of course it goes without mentioning, Golden is a Republican. (+Conservative+&quot;Independent&quot; - NY party lines are silly)
<i>But what about a normal woman, like maybe the kind who would marry Rush Limbaugh? </i>
Marrying Rush requires its own separate skill-set (i.e. being able to distract yourself with his net worth when he&#039;s boning you and/or voicing any opinion about women).
At the top of the stairs is a glass ceiling.
&quot;Feminine Deportment&quot;?
Republican immigration policy is getting worse and worse...
&quot;Here honey, let me help you with that&quot;
*Shudder*