Gee, I hope the trauma of knowing you're about to be investigated thoroughly, will likely be facing another impeachment trial, and the nation just said a collective FUCK YOU! to you doesn't do anything to accelerate one's mental decline . . .
Thanks for this. What about Lauren Boebert? I think she lost; so did Nancy Mace. Unfortunately, Paul Gosar, that diseased piece of pig shit whose own family hates with a passion, won.
I want these guys to stay, unlike the good folks who were elected in 2006 and 2008 and who were beaten in 2010 and 2014. Whatever it takes to keep them, as long as they don’t go Manchin, Fetterman, or Sinema on the party. Only whip the votes when it is essential, and for God’s sake no silly pay increases. I’d like to see the debt ceiling go away, but I favor a Trillion Dollar Coin. Put Trump’s face on it, I don’t care. A new one can be minted when he is gone. I prefer a Bison, or walking Liberty.
"Attention all hands. As you know, we could outrun the Klingon vessels, but we must protect the Enterprise-C until she enters the temporal rift. And we must succeed. Let's make sure history never forgets the name Enterprise. Picard out."
STTNG "Yesterday's Enterprise"
RIP, Sir Patrick. I wish Sir Patrick could have seen our day.
OT: I know we've been occupied with other stuff . . . but during that time Paraguay's largest bank went belly-up and people got a little pissed off ☠️ . . .
Martín Dandach @MartinDandach
Translated from Spanish
President Santiago Peña has just resigned due to the scandal and crisis in Paraguay. After the fall of Bolsonaro, this disgraceful figure has fallen as well. We are living through an epochal change on the continent.
Ooooh yes! Thanks for the idea! I knew there were people I left out, and I am also waiting to take a couple victory laps when a couple more bad people are hopefully pronounced big old losers!
I understand its usefulness as an insult, but it's my guess that *actual* cocksuckers - i.e. people who proudly claim that as a kind of sexual identity because it's, like, their favorite thing - overwhelmingly vote Democratic. You know, because of giving, interest in others' pleasure, that sort of thing.
It's just a guess, however. (Apologies for OT, but the word *was* in the post.)
One that should be added to this list: Bo French, who ran for Texas Rail Commissioner. White supremacists celebrated getting him on the ballot, and he lost, just like every other Republican running in a statewide race did on Tuesday.
OT, but wasn't construction on that fucking ballroom, at least above-ground, halted?? What gives? Who's paying?
“I’m choosing Texas” hits differently now.
Gee, I hope the trauma of knowing you're about to be investigated thoroughly, will likely be facing another impeachment trial, and the nation just said a collective FUCK YOU! to you doesn't do anything to accelerate one's mental decline . . .
Thanks for this. What about Lauren Boebert? I think she lost; so did Nancy Mace. Unfortunately, Paul Gosar, that diseased piece of pig shit whose own family hates with a passion, won.
I want these guys to stay, unlike the good folks who were elected in 2006 and 2008 and who were beaten in 2010 and 2014. Whatever it takes to keep them, as long as they don’t go Manchin, Fetterman, or Sinema on the party. Only whip the votes when it is essential, and for God’s sake no silly pay increases. I’d like to see the debt ceiling go away, but I favor a Trillion Dollar Coin. Put Trump’s face on it, I don’t care. A new one can be minted when he is gone. I prefer a Bison, or walking Liberty.
If ever a Wonk article needed a sequel…
You know, you could fill up a Ritz box with Virginia Fox and the rest!
Steve Bannon has claimed that if the Democrats win back Congress, he's going to prison.
I'm ok with that.
Under, Steve. Under.
Congress doesn't imprison people, do they? It's all the other crimes he's worrying about.
Lone State Republicans: "Loosing Texas"
“The Yellow Lose of Texas”
Gah, that's one of my pet-peeve misspellings. It doesn't even *sound* the same, for Pete's sake.
It's nice to see horrible people lose.
Let's give them more losses in 2028. Stay active and stay vigilant, and always remember, Don't Give Up The Ship!
"Attention all hands. As you know, we could outrun the Klingon vessels, but we must protect the Enterprise-C until she enters the temporal rift. And we must succeed. Let's make sure history never forgets the name Enterprise. Picard out."
STTNG "Yesterday's Enterprise"
RIP, Sir Patrick. I wish Sir Patrick could have seen our day.
OT: I know we've been occupied with other stuff . . . but during that time Paraguay's largest bank went belly-up and people got a little pissed off ☠️ . . .
Martín Dandach @MartinDandach
Translated from Spanish
President Santiago Peña has just resigned due to the scandal and crisis in Paraguay. After the fall of Bolsonaro, this disgraceful figure has fallen as well. We are living through an epochal change on the continent.
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What about the fuckwad insurrectionist Scott Perry? He's got a fork sticking out of his ass too! (unclear if Trump has rated Perry's ass)
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"Democrat Janelle Stelson topples GOP Rep. Scott Perry in Pennsylvania’s 10th District"–https://penncapital-star.com/election-2026/democrat-janelle-stelson-topples-gop-rep-scott-perry-in-pennsylvanias-10th-district/
Ooooh yes! Thanks for the idea! I knew there were people I left out, and I am also waiting to take a couple victory laps when a couple more bad people are hopefully pronounced big old losers!
I understand its usefulness as an insult, but it's my guess that *actual* cocksuckers - i.e. people who proudly claim that as a kind of sexual identity because it's, like, their favorite thing - overwhelmingly vote Democratic. You know, because of giving, interest in others' pleasure, that sort of thing.
It's just a guess, however. (Apologies for OT, but the word *was* in the post.)
Once the new Senate is seated Hillary can smother Alito with a pillow at Leonard Leo's hunting lodge.
Is she interested in a seat on the expanded USSC?
One that should be added to this list: Bo French, who ran for Texas Rail Commissioner. White supremacists celebrated getting him on the ballot, and he lost, just like every other Republican running in a statewide race did on Tuesday.
I'm still high on the Hopium. This election is definitely lasting longer than four hours for me.
Talk to your doctor then...Oh, sorry, He just got elected to the senate in MI!
Talk about your little blue pills…
It was a massive blue pill. And I pop another every time I check the results again to see if the last of the races have finished.
I just know I won’t be rolling out of bed for a while.