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Vienna Woods's avatar

God. Just sat through a 3-hr staff meeting at school. Kill me now.

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chascates's avatar

Neilist has really let himself go.

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๐”…๐”ข๐”ข๐”ฉ๐”ท๐”ข๐”Ÿ๐”ฒ๐”Ÿ๐”Ÿ๐”ž's avatar

Here's a "win" for you: No impeachment actions against the House teabaggers, for failing to do their jobs.

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Type this: รขยยฎstrikeรขยยฏplausibleรขยยฎ/strikeรขยยฏ and it will appear as: <strike>plausible</strike>

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

sort of OT: I just had a lovely time trolling trolls on NPR On Point. What they REALLY need is some true Wonketteering over there. Please,pretty please, someone go confuse the shit out of them. Please?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Was it planned this way or did he realize no one was coming and he had to make up a <plausible> excuse to save face? well apparently I still haven't figured out the strike out thingy. feh.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I can't decide if I want to say "What the hell were you thinking sir?!" or "good for him for flying his freak flag". I think I'll try to go with the freak flag.

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Ikimizi's avatar

I challenge Westmoreland to a tic-tac-toe tournament, and he can't quit until he gets a win.

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diogenez's avatar

Couldn't we just pay the guy in the photo to visit Cantor's office?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The GO-Pee'ers will all want to sit to the right of each other.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Is there any way Shutdowngahazi!!1!! can end with Senator Reid lining up all of these pathetic Repulsivecan whiners and administering a firm spanking with a wooden spoon? That's about as much negotiation as they deserve.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"There's no problem more meetings can't solve!"

-- Eternal business principle

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Great article, but let's not ever use that opening pic again, ok?

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>Rep. Lynn Westmoreland (R-Ga.) said the conference needed “some type of win out of this” </i> Please, Lynn, just fabricate some kind of win ("Obama took my phone call!" "The Republican approval rating did not reach negative numbers") and move along. You're not going to get what you want and everyone knows it.

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The Quirk's avatar

In the back.

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