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That works for all Penthouse letters.

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It seemed like a great idea when he registered, but having taken <i>Intro to Probability and Statistics</i> in the previous semester, he realized during the first day of Women's Studies that in any given class meeting about 10 of those women would be on the rag.

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Yes, but turnitin sucks. I've googled and caught lots more plagiarism than that software catches .But even in high school, my kids hand in everything online. D2l rocks.

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Let's get our terminology correct. Not college, University. There's a difference up here.

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My college classes were scheduled <i>after</i> everybody had picked out their "schedules". They had a computer thrash through the selections, and come up with the schedule that generated the fewest conflicts. I never had one - although I did have an annoying number of early morning lectures (and, once, a day with 6 consecutive classes.)

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It's where you go to study the women, ain't it? I wonder if it had a lab session.

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Naked, and hoping that nobody has noticed. Dreams are weird, aren't they?

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<i> “We live in a digital era, why couldn’t she have posted the marks online?” Kim said.

“I believe if you want to attract more males to these courses, you have to work with them. My request for accommodation was reasonable.”</i>

I give everything back online as well, but no male student has ever thanked me for affirming his manhood by doing so.

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How is Mr. Kim's Black Studies minor working out?

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idk. In my nightmares that involve school, I usually find that I have forgotten to put on my pants before leaving home.

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Ah, the "only class that would fit into my schedule" excuse. Often it turns out that 8 am classes, evening classes and classes that sound hard won't fit into the schedule either.

However I am heartened that it's not just US students who have the entitled thing down pat.

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His wongene was a Y.

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"40 women! In a women’s studies class! In a semi-circle!"

If drums were involved, I wouldn't have gone either.

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I took a course once in college where I was the only guy in a class of 20. It was Advanced Oral French. Believe me, the title of the course promised far more than it delivered. I should have sued.

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And nothing during the 1 o'clock hour . . . I gotta keep up on <i>Days of Our Lives</i>

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