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WHAT????? Say it ain't so!

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Chill.

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Two-tiered justice system you say? http://www.amazon.com/With-...

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If Denny goes to jail, he'll just take up the space that could have gone to some black girl who was chewing gum in class.

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"the accursed role of Republican House speaker"

I'm awfully glad to see the adjective "Republican" in there, because House Speaker certainly wasn't an accursed role when the ever-competent Nancy Pelosi was wielding that gavel.

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'raging caucus'. But penicillin will clear that right up.

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I heard it said that the doctor who killed Michael Jackson got less time in prison than people who stole his music.

Apocryphal, sure. But considering how the poor are sentenced to decades in prison over a single bag of meth, I wouldn't be surprised.

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Pardon for the tangent, but I'm still trying to get my head around the wetsuit fetish. Sure, they're form-fitting (I guess), but they're one of the least sexy things to wear second to... I dunno, space suits?

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*shudder*

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And when you say that, can you do that in the middle of this giant bullseye?

I mean, orbital ban-cannon calibration chart.

Wait, I mean Best Poster Zone! Yeah, let's go with that.

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When I moved to Salt Lake City and turned on the TV, they had the "Words of the Prophet" or some bs.

"My first thought was OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE?????!?!?"

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A regular Joe like you or I would be put under the jail for a long time.

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Fat EVIL fuck

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Extremely

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hi aakalan: this is a snark blog. while we appreciate facts and factual corrections (being smart informed libtards), we appreciate it MORE when it's done with a sense of humor.

in the comments which aren't allowed.

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