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Kathnc's avatar

Who are the speech writers for this administration?

Lawyers, Guns 'n' Money's avatar

"Don't you dare talk about dead troops, but remember all of them and the sacrifices they made!"

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Send Hogsbreath the Manly Chest Beater to the front lines.

Another Dave's avatar

So which woman was the mother?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Well, come on all you big, strong boys,

The Secretary of WHAR! wants to play with you like soldier toys.

Odin's Eye's avatar

Thanks for the explanation

Kirsty Gnome #squatting's avatar

My moral compass spins like Linda Blair's head.

Robert Eckert's avatar

The Secretary of Excursion is forgetting that the Crusaders lost.

Kirsty Gnome #squatting's avatar

Maybe Pope Bob will handle it.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I wish God would give the Pope bitchin' powers like other Gods give their priests.

Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

like lightning on demand ?

T L Mills's avatar

If Hegseth is so into his extremely un-Christ-like christianity, replete with racism, misogyny and authoritarianism then perhaps he should resign from the SecDef position in which he is SO far out of his league it's just ridiculous. If Hegseth is so hot to pray, why doesn't he become a Apostolic preacher and be done with it. The 'wall of separation' is there for a reason--but evidently Piss Drunk Pete is completely unaware of his disgusting trespass.

Brian McCurdy's avatar

"I just certainly hope the decisions being made are necessary."

This is an admirably tactful and subtle way for a gold star parent to tell Hegseth pretty much the opposite of what he said the parents told him.

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Pete Hegseth is what happens when a pile of toenail clippings, Muscle Milk, Axe Body Spray, Call of Duty, and a Deus Vult tattoo gains sentience.

Rags's avatar

" in the name of Jesus Christ."

Jesus Christ

T L Mills's avatar

Pete is SO far away from understanding Jesus's teachings (at least as they were taught to me) the lessons might as well be written in Sanskrit.

Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

these "christians" live in the Old testament.....

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Obama has an actual accomplished history of actually achieving real reductions of nuclear weapons proliferation. In 2010 he negotiated the SMART Treaty with Russia. New START[c] was a nuclear arms reduction treaty between the United States and Russia with the formal name of Measures for the Further Reduction and Limitation of Strategic Offensive Arms. He also negotiated the nuclear inspection treaty with Iran. All without starting a war and destabilizing the entire world’s economic systems. All without starting an endless, mindless war.

Generalissimo Drunk, this problem with the Strait of Wh0reMooz would not have happened if you weren’t such an incompetent imbecile. You fucked this up so bad that the only oil getting thru is Iranian oil which they are deriving an income from.

Operation Epic Fuck Up is the Biggest military fuck up in America’s history. George Custer is jealous. So far, the biggest result of this is the enrichment of Iran thru their as of now protected oil sales, the financial benefit to Russia for their oil sales, the on going, daily increasing inflation and economic destabilization of the international economic systems. Iran is making fools of Trump & Hegseth.

WokeGrandma's avatar

"At the beginning of the presser, Hegseth tried out an impersonation of human emotion," You nailed it, Evan.

Bupkus231's avatar

That concluding "prayer" should get Kegsbreath removed from his position.

Fool's avatar

Putin is not the only winner. China’s going to make out pretty well here too.