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Adonna Frankel's avatar

Was on Patreon. Unfortunately dropped from cc # change. How do I restart it?

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Arse Grammatica's avatar

Poor Wonkette Baby knows nothing of the world without Trump.

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Fartknocker's avatar

I renewed my subscription based on the Founder's rate. I didn't get an acknowledge message.

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cotugirl's avatar

I sent more monies 💲💰 Commie girl.

Ok fellow feds. I am freaking the fuck out. I walked out the employee entrance of my building and they removed the guard station (who knew it moved??) and replaced it with the screener machines. The bag and walk through thingies. In 10 years, never ever saw this. We always badge in. Fuck fuck fuck.

Earlier in the week had a meeting with political leadership and they said "normal things" like continuing programs and maybe even hiring. What a load of shit. The next day there was press outlining how we were getting MORE cuts.

Don't listen to what they say, watch what they do.

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Georgiaburning's avatar

Upping my contribution a bit.

"Sure Mike, I'll do anything for my Godfather. I mean editrix."

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I Stedman's avatar

Besides, think up three questions that if I answer them correctly I can have Robyn's Grammy-eligible voice on my answering machine.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Got a smol raise at work. Will money you as soon as it comes through!

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Karen Krebser's avatar

I venmo'ed a large lump sum to Wonkette Media to hopefully help cover those who can't afford to, because sociamalisms = sharesies.

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Goldfish's avatar

Dispatched!

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gullywompr's avatar

Cough it up, nonsubscribers.

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gene108's avatar

Is that Donna Rose, the Wonkette pressure lion of cuteness, holding hands with Rebecca? She’s grown up so much!

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

OK I can't really afford this but fuck you becca

I'll do what I can

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Janine's avatar

I still have a subscription via Patreon. Would it be better to start one directly on Substack? Thank you!

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Dodge substack - they take a cut

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macsarunner's avatar

Thanks for repairing my substack issues Rebecca.

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Currants's avatar

Sorry, Rebecca. I deleted everything from substack because i couldn't handle all the news every morning in my inbox the last couple months (and the option for no notification did not/(does not?) exist. Or I couldn't find it on my phone, anyway. Point being I did not realize that apparently meant I stopped sending you money, so I have now re-upped. Apologies....

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blueicebank's avatar

What do you mean, PR disaster.

"‘Bye!’ MTG's town hall devolves into chaos as protesters thrown out and Tased"

https://www.rawstory.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-2671775912/

I have no idea how these kind of politicians get elected. Normally tossing your constituents out of the town hall and tasing one of them woul get YOU tossed out.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Republicans have no shame and many have no brains, so they’re a great fit for those deeply red districts with low information and expectations.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Owning the libs. That's her whole shpiel.

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