Turns out the American public is not all that excited about the new GOP Congress, and it wants them to "compromise": While Republicans steamrolled to a big victory in the House and made significant gains in the Senate in last week's election, there is less enthusiasm this year for the GOP win and its plans for the future than there was for the Democrats' takeover of Congress in 2006 and the Republican capture of the House in 1994, according to a Pew Research Center poll conducted Nov. 4-7. [...]
Pretty sure if you're a Demoncrat they think you're a pussy. Repubicans are man enough to torture even if it means the entire rest of the world will say "fuck you" when we ask for help tracking down some bank transfer to Al Queda. And they're man enough to say "discharged" to gay translators even if it means Al Queda can switch to low-tech "speaking in Arabic" encryption.
<blockquote>to get things done. </blockquote> Like what, my fellow Ameritards? What do you mean by &quot;things&quot;? Let me guess, next we&#039;ll have to conduct a poll determining whether &quot;Stuff&quot; or &quot;Junk&quot; is more popular.
Why does this make me think The Onion is playing a huge complicated joke on us, somehow secretly having replaced most of the population of our nation with <i>Area Men</i>.
Unless I can get an abortion at the same time I am sucking down a liter of cheesecake-flavored soda while getting myself a new pair of prescription sunglasses, the future is not here.
Also I want that aborted fetus made into a face cream in the shape of a Cherub going aw shucks, and the max I want to pay for that is 20 bucks. Thats a future worth fighting for. Which country do we have to invade for this to happen?
yeah, kinda pointless. What do actual primary voters think? And contributors, and general voters?
I want questions like &quot;What&#039;s more important to you, lower taxes or balancing the budget?&quot;
More choice? WTF...have you seen all of the stuff they have at Walmart?
Pretty sure if you&#039;re a Demoncrat they think you&#039;re a pussy. Repubicans are man enough to torture even if it means the entire rest of the world will say &quot;fuck you&quot; when we ask for help tracking down some bank transfer to Al Queda. And they&#039;re man enough to say &quot;discharged&quot; to gay translators even if it means Al Queda can switch to low-tech &quot;speaking in Arabic&quot; encryption.
<blockquote>to get things done. </blockquote> Like what, my fellow Ameritards? What do you mean by &quot;things&quot;? Let me guess, next we&#039;ll have to conduct a poll determining whether &quot;Stuff&quot; or &quot;Junk&quot; is more popular.
Why does this make me think The Onion is playing a huge complicated joke on us, somehow secretly having replaced most of the population of our nation with <i>Area Men</i>.
51% of Americans think they&#039;re above average.
Unless I can get an abortion at the same time I am sucking down a liter of cheesecake-flavored soda while getting myself a new pair of prescription sunglasses, the future is not here.
Also I want that aborted fetus made into a face cream in the shape of a Cherub going aw shucks, and the max I want to pay for that is 20 bucks. Thats a future worth fighting for. Which country do we have to invade for this to happen?
80 year olds getting more than 500x more healthcare than 18 year olds.