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You definitely don't want to share a tent with a "Hell's Scamp" either.

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President got something done.

You didn't, Huelskamp.

I'd say "Fucking do your job, idiot." But apparently being an idiot IS your job. So, Success?

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Heimatsicherheitsgebort. Call it what it is.

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I think I see your problem. You're assuming Huelskamp cares about the facts, when he really is just interested in humiliating the President.

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"You may find this hard to believe..."

Hard to believe? From a Kansas Republican....?

I'm sure Huelskamp advocates defunding Secret Service protection for the First Family also, too.

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Can't the front door of the White House be welded shut for the next 2 years to make the darkie come in through the backdoor?

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Which Congress are you thinking of? I'm pretty sure it's the Congress of Industrial Organizations (the CIO) that ends up doing those things these days. And not by choice.

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I'm still curious how congress is so busy that our doesn't have time for the state of the union? Is begging for Koch money so time consuming? It's not like they are legislating or governing.

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Nice try idiot, but whatever Air Force plane the president is in is called Air Force One. As commander-in-chief, he could pull a Dubya, strap on a codpiece and take an F-16 to pick up Burger King.

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He does know that Air Force One is a <em>callsign</em>, and not an actual plane, yes? And that any Air Force plane that carries the President, whether it's the VC-25 that we typically associate with AF1 or a C-37B (Gulfstream), is designated that?

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<i>"Congress took a 19 percent cut on its budgets..."</i>

In fairness, they now do only 0% of their work so it kinda evens out.

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Remember 2001-2009?

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I thought Cantaloupe was in Boehner's district. It is orange, after all.

All those budget cuts and they've still found money to sue the president and fight marriage equality! It's a wonder!

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But Obama could still fly in a B-1 Bomber, right? That'd make for some interesting scenarios ...

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perhaps if Bamz put on a chauffeur suit and flew the plane himself, maybe got out there on weekends and wash the windows and give it a wax job...

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