World's most overcompensating de facto dictator hump-monster Silvio Berlusconi made a dumb joke that he would like to rename his sagging political party Forza Gnocca , or "Go Pussy" in English, to prove his central lifelong argument that he has a penis. Most everyone in Italy long ago grew bored of this insecure toad and wearily told him to go sod off, but notably, he got support for the joke from one camp:
Before passing an immunity law in 2008 covering himself and three other government officials, Berlusconi was facing a charge of paying a £430,000 bribe to tax consultant David Mills to give evidence in his favour in Italian trials.
Yesterday Mills offered to act as a defence witness in any criminal trial Berlusconi may now face: "I will give evidence in his trial and I will explain why he had absolutely nothing to do with the payment concerned and that he is completely innocent of any corrupt activity at all."
Even Fellini would have to say, "You can't make this stuff up."
That reminds me...I had a European history professor tell us there's no way Mussolini could've made the trains run on time because "Have you been to Italy?"
If the Freedom Party is the protagonist, it&#039;s of a <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Satyr_play" target="_blank">satyr play</a> and not some great tragedy.
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How else am I going to measure my fully erect penis to a breadstick?
Amusing bit from the article:
Before passing an immunity law in 2008 covering himself and three other government officials, Berlusconi was facing a charge of paying a &pound;430,000 bribe to tax consultant David Mills to give evidence in his favour in Italian trials.
Yesterday Mills offered to act as a defence witness in any criminal trial Berlusconi may now face: &quot;I will give evidence in his trial and I will explain why he had absolutely nothing to do with the payment concerned and that he is completely innocent of any corrupt activity at all.&quot;
Even Fellini would have to say, &quot;You can&#039;t make this stuff up.&quot;
I was about to ask, what&#039;s it going for these days?
There&#039;s a cunnilingus joke in there somewhere.
That reminds me...I had a European history professor tell us there&#039;s no way Mussolini could&#039;ve made the trains run on time because &quot;Have you been to Italy?&quot;
I heard they were naming it after Sarah Palin. The Montagna Orificeo Party. Roughly translated: Hillbilly Cunt.
I&#039;m glad MTV sent those douchebags over there, but would be even more glad if they&#039;d leave them there.
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What do Berlusconi and panty hose have in common?
They both irritate bush.
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Clara Petacci?
Merci.
Seems like Dickhead would be a more appropriate name, what&rsquo;s that in Italian?
If the Freedom Party is the protagonist, it&#039;s of a <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Satyr_play" target="_blank">satyr play</a> and not some great tragedy.