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Keith Taylor's avatar

Welllll … I have heard that there are so-called spies who don't even have enough intelligence to come in from the cold, so just maybe …Nah. I was trying to give the benefit of every doubt, but that's too much. Maybe they met some wannabes who thought claiming to be spies might get them laid. But then wouldn't they have to be kind of stupid to believe it?

Darth Trad's avatar

Sea of Dreams : Yellow Submarine

Darth Trad's avatar

New Mexico : Hitch, got a thumb and she's a son-of-a-bitch

Mittens the Viking's avatar

I thought you just had to send in the postcards every month, checking the boxes that said "I did not sell national seekrets to Russia, China , or Scary Brown People."

John McLaughlin's avatar

6 months in the pen is too short for this guy. I would like to see if 2 years would make him sing.

fifthdentist's avatar

Oh, come on! Who doesn't have a Mossad agent approach and and give him $10,000 for no apparent reason?It happens to me every couple of weeks or so, once a month at least. It got to the point where I had to put up a sign at the front door: No religious solicitation, salesmen or Mossad agents!

Darth Trad's avatar

I've seen enough hentai to feel sorry for Mr Farmer here. He won't be able to walk properly for at least a fortnight.

Darth Trad's avatar

Where's my fucking Landrover?? Waiting.

Darth Trad's avatar

Deep State??? let's get something clear here. George Papadopoulos tried to keep up with drinking as much as Australian. And failed. If he also confessed to treason at the same time it is due to him not being as awesome as the average Australian.. ahem... not due to some big fucking world-wide conspiracy. That is just bogus and a pile of wombat droppings. And I'll fight any of your fuckers who say otherwise....

BSiata's avatar

Looking for Lunch (in all the wrong places)All out of LunchIt must have been Lunch

Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

I had a boyfriend take me to a truck stop for a "surprise" dinner date once. Is it anything like that?

Leftflank's avatar

Never, Gordie would cross check me into the boards and then low stick me.

Jukesgrrl's avatar

He probably won't get any Greek food in prison either. How much is one man supposed to be able to stand???!1?

Emil Muz's avatar

Gordie Howe libelz!

Emil Muz's avatar

might give a whole new meaning to "ho ho ho"...

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It could be worse. He could have been born Carter Page.