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Jus' Slytherin right on up to your door...

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Soviet-style media is well and live iat Sinklairsky.

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Boorish Shitshtain? Limbovsky wannabe.

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Dear Disqus: The problem is not my internet connection. The problem is you. Get your shit together, it's flying all over the planet.

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Disqus is having a deleterious effect on my internet pleasure today.

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Is that my favorite 80s teevee glamour girl tweeting?! Awesome!!!

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Fucking hell! I can barely log in, and when I do I can barely make a non-comment.

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My Dearest Clarabelle,

I have written to you at my earliest convenience and hope that news of the Mexican invasion has not caused you to worry for me.

We are still in camp and the fighting is hundreds of miles away from us near Tijuana. How I remember the good times we had on our trip there so long ago. The party boat, the beer bongs, the sweet cush, the donkey show, the threeway with a prostitute of indeterminate gender in the back alley of the donkey show.

I have heard that the brave men and women of ICE were forced to use gas against dozens of unarmed Mexican soldiers and women and children. Truly a horrifying force that this country has not seen since the Imperial Japanese Navy. Even here, the horrors of war are everywhere with us. Private Andrews did step on a scorpion in the showers and was in the infirmary. Despite my advice, the doctors have steadfastly refused to amputate and assure me that he will make a full recovery.

Hopefully, when this is over, we can visit Tijuana again and look up Juan or Juanita once again.

Yours,Corporal Charles Miller, 1st Battalion.

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Why is that never on those surveys I get from ActBlue asking what Dem priorities should be..

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I've mentioned before that my brother is a Regional Manager of Something or Other (RMSO) for Sinclair Broadcasting. He's also one of the most poorly informed people I've met in my life and a trump supporter if ever there was.

I've been on his ass ever since I figured out what Sinclair's game was....several years ago..... and since trump was elected his pat response to my criticism of the parrot propaganda has been, "well, we had to listen to the liberal media put out Obama propaganda for 8 years, now it's our turn".

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Did UpChuck (Chuck Johnson) take over Wikileaks' Twitter feed?

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Discus seems to be having a Donny Day, it be all like confused and twitchy.

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What the hell, Dok?! How could you have such an awful, terrible opinion on this?!?!.......Pinkie Pie is OBVIOUSLY Best Pony! You sicken me...

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Just a corporation, eh? Can't hold 'views'? So you won't be needing any *First Amendment rights* anymore then either - RIGHT?

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