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kbbaldwin2's avatar

He will have to wait - I'm saving all mine for Dick Cheney's grave - if the soulless old bastard will ever die.

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ahughes798's avatar

Bravo!

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ahughes798's avatar

What an amoral, inhuman piece of shit Carson is. I'm glad I'm a little buzzed, or I'd be having a rage-stroke right now.

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ahughes798's avatar

I rented an apartment once, had a room-mate. Nothing was damaged when we moved in, and nothing was damaged when we moved out. They took $200 out of my security deposit for painting the two bedroom doors that didn't even need painting. I was going to fight for it, for the principal of it, but it would have cost me more than $200 to try to get it back. Grrrrrr!

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ahughes798's avatar

I think I saw a film about just that in an anthropology class. It was a great film, and is a fascinating culture. The insults hurled were excellent!

Another thing I learned that certain west coast Native American tribes would fight wars with....parties. They held potlatches. I guess whoever held the best potlatch won the war. If only all wars were fought using potluck parties.

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ahughes798's avatar

Another one I will never get sick of seeing.

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ahughes798's avatar

Plus it's prey that can and probably would shoot back.

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Big_Bad_Bald_Bastard's avatar

Funny how people figured that this scumbag would act as a moderating influence on his father-in-law. I'm starting to think Jared is even scummier than The Donald.

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richardgrabman's avatar

But what better slumlord to sue,"pour encourager les autres" to be a little less blatant when it comes to slumlording?

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richardgrabman's avatar

Unfortunately, the US started with the British legal system, that never clearly distinguished between moral persons (a human, with human rights) and a fiscal person. At least in theory, a fiscal person (which could be a group of people... a corporation, for example) might be punished fiscally for wrong-doing, but the assumption is a moral person was responsible, and can be punished too.

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george lastrapes's avatar

I think you're right. Father-in-law is deranged and defective, but son-in-law isn't. He knew just what a freakshow he was marrying into.

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george lastrapes's avatar

He's a negative billionaire. Just like the PeeResident! Maybe soon there will be imaginary billionaires. Is bitcoin denominated in negative or imaginary quantities? Can exotic financial instruments, devised by physicists, siphon liquidity from parallel universes? Are recessions evidence of that very thing?

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Eric Mory's avatar

Snidely Whiplash from Dudley Doright.

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willi0000000's avatar

i love when the form has a fill-in-the-blank . . . like "Sex___"

[ yes, i always write "yes" . . . if there's room "yes, please" }

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penny stock's avatar

Hear, hear! Bravo to you as well sir!

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mancityRed6's avatar

I've never "broken" anything, and I wasn't _ever_ as bad as Rohrbacher when it came to cleaning; but mostly, when I got tired of living in one spot, I'd move and leave the key in an envelope in the landlord's mailbox.

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