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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Thanks. That will save me so much money come the holiday season!

fuflans's avatar

that is ABSOLUTELY terrifying.

wow.

fuflans's avatar

jesus that's depressing.

i will say as way of consolation i live in a blue blue blue place and a dear friend's daughter (well schooled in all the usual libertard precautions - and with condoms and 'bortions available on demand) just gave birth to a beautiful healthy baby.

it might be best to just blame hormones.

bobbert's avatar

The thing about that video is, okay, the basic idea is terrific, and G&O are cute enough to eat, but the lyrics are quite complicated, and fucking brilliant. It deserves a Grammy.

bobbert's avatar

Not so much these days, I suspect. Hairlessness is next to louselessness.

bobbert's avatar

I took LSD once, and now apparently my entire universe is a fucking hallucination.

bobbert's avatar

Pubic Relations Officer?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

This plan will totally work.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

They should just play a vid of Bristol Palin dancing.

"Ladies: do you wanna end up like <i>this</i>?"

Shypixel's avatar

Meh...

I'll take pre-marital sex over post-marital sex any day.

Did I say post-marital? I meant post-mortem. Same thing.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>We are also aware that 88 percent of teens who take purity pledges cross their fingers behind their backs, </i>

Not to mention learning all the in-and-out's of anal sex.

So to speak.

diogenez's avatar

"So what does Coward say happens? Typically four things: sexual assault, gangs, drugs and prostitution."

And crabs. Usually crabs.

Lot_49's avatar

Here's the sad thing, from the Penile-American point of view: when you can't get any sex, it's like all you can think about. When you can get all the sex you want, it's like, yeah, okay, maybe in the morning.

This has got to be the fault of the wimmynz, somehow.