Sex advice columnist Bristol Palin continues to roam the lower 48 doling out her witty repartee and shilling copies of her college entry essay (just kidding) to thousands of borderline-illiterate consumers who keep asking her when they can see the free teevee version instead.
The <i>Fredericksburg Standard-Radio Post</i>? I hate to break it to the fine people of Fredericksburg, but &quot;radio&quot; is not a kind of newspaper.
Though I suppose it&#039;s possible the newspaper boys there toss radios into people&#039;s front lawns each morning.
Wal-Mart. Come for the Little Debbie&trade; snack cakes. Stay for the personally autographed book &quot;My Journey As A Teen Slut, So Far&quot; by authoress Bristol Palin.
She won&#039;t last 15 minutes. Between the Texas drought, our current heat and humidity, and the low turnout she&#039;ll experience, she&#039;ll have another get-the-fuck-out moment.
Snark off, Fredricksburg is west of Johnson City, home of Lyndon Baines Johnson. Contrary to what a lot of people think, many wise older folks in that area have always been Democratic. The locals always tell you that it&#039;s Texas first, politics be damned. Bristol won&#039;t understand the concepts of worrying about the collective good for the community - in her defense, neither does the Texas legislature.
Hey kids. Like, y&#039;know all that partyin&#039; drinkin&#039; and screwin&#039; I did? Like, well, don&#039;t do that.
I kan haz lotsa munies now, plz?
this is off topic., but i for one will totally miss the news of the world.
now where am i going to get my sozzled british celeb news?
Boxes of OTC cold medicine formulated with psedophedrine. She needs more chemicals for her meth lab.
The <i>Fredericksburg Standard-Radio Post</i>? I hate to break it to the fine people of Fredericksburg, but &quot;radio&quot; is not a kind of newspaper.
Though I suppose it&#039;s possible the newspaper boys there toss radios into people&#039;s front lawns each morning.
Wal-Mart. Come for the Little Debbie&trade; snack cakes. Stay for the personally autographed book &quot;My Journey As A Teen Slut, So Far&quot; by authoress Bristol Palin.
and i keep wondering who&#039;s minding the kid(z).
with glenn beck as mouthpiece i hope.
bristol coverage makes me long for the kardashians.
Fredericksburg sounds flammable. <a href="http://www.fbgtx.org/press/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.fbgtx.org/press/Stage%204%20Water%20Re...">http://www.fbgtx.org/press/...
She won&#039;t last 15 minutes. Between the Texas drought, our current heat and humidity, and the low turnout she&#039;ll experience, she&#039;ll have another get-the-fuck-out moment.
Snark off, Fredricksburg is west of Johnson City, home of Lyndon Baines Johnson. Contrary to what a lot of people think, many wise older folks in that area have always been Democratic. The locals always tell you that it&#039;s Texas first, politics be damned. Bristol won&#039;t understand the concepts of worrying about the collective good for the community - in her defense, neither does the Texas legislature.