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Bachmann's claim that we have the world's best healthcare is not shared by the World Health Organization: <a href="http://www.photius.com/rank..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.photius.com/rankings/healthranks.html">http://www.photius.com/rank...

#37 United States of America

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So it is high school, the cool kids and the jocks are in charge? Us nerds rule what, World of Warcraft and online Go boards?

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They can eat the "meat" served to them at their school that is similar to the Taco Bell "beef" fiasco going on right now. Check your kids lunchrooms it is filled with hydrolyzed soy protein, oats and everything besides sawdust, the USDA still frowns on that filler.

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If I can be a chain smoking rocket man, I vote yes.

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Yeah, but who has he (allegedly)raped? Nobody that's who. Therefore he is just a nerd who is unworthy of adulation.

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3%, according to the fourth slide of the presentation I'm giving tomorrow morning. Though unnecessary procedures undertaken for the sake of physician CYA is more difficult to quantify.

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How'd this bitch go from being joke Congresswoman that wants congresspeople investigated for being Un-American to the spokeperson for a political movement and ratings steroids?

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Yeah, aus der Autobahn.

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I should probably mention, my favorite part of Paul Ryan's speech was his bit about "as a parent" and how big the government will be when his kids are grown. Government wice as big! Taxes twice as high!

In his calculations, I don't think he realizes that in the future, the U.S. will have a much larger population to tax and govern, as well as a bigger tax base, and incomes will also inflate between now and then.

It's like he took one speculative statistic about government spending in $$$ amounts, and completely ignored a larger source of revenue, a larger GDP, and applied it to today's size population and incomes.

He wasn't merely comparing apples and oranges, he was comparing apples and entire orange groves.

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But they won't.

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Who gets to clean Eric's cum stained underwear?

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Michele Bachmann is the winner of the night, but only if it's a "Who'd You Rather Get a Blowjob From" contest.

Paul Ryan if its a "Who Probably Gives the Best Blowjob" contest.

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They should have ended Ryan's speech with trombones playing Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaah in decending tones. You know, like in the cartoons.

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I'd give it to him, just because I've always wanted to see what an actual hurdy-girdy looked like.

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I went to the Tea Party website that's supposed to be hosting this thing, and its some douchebag talking about elections in Sudan.

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A chart! She must know what she's talking about.

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