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No way will an ex-convict criminal mastermind like Tommy Chong be granted any credence. Thank goodness the law caught him in time, though!

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The defense will present that age-old poem: God is perfect Man is not Man made liquor God made pot.

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"Loss of appetite" too. It's a miracle cure!

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I don't want their underwear.

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And his Airplane.

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I have never been able to stay awake until the end, no matter what condition I may have been in. It should be one of the movie selections on any long flight.

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You are a genius . . . I'm going to supplement my next Doritos Locos taco with a Slim Jim.

Oh Yeah!

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the world would be a better place if scalia and alito were always high.

thomas, wouldn't make much difference.

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I think there should be some marijuana samples added to any products that seem appropriate, like Midol, pizza and Pink Floyd albums.

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