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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

What about the three-cornered hats? Um ... yeah, I got nuthin'

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

All the upfists for the proper spelling of "buss."

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Since I like my fellas a little less adultery-y, I gotta give the nod to Obama. Good lookin', fast with a joke, smart as a whip, and loyal to his woman. The whole entire package, right there.

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malsperanza's avatar

This scares me. What if Andrew Cuomo shows up and tries to mack on me while I'm holding my nose and voting for him? Eww ptui.

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malsperanza's avatar

So, will Editrix now be specializing in stories about people hugging and kissing and being affectionate?

Damn, you'd think she was in luuuurrve or something.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I'm not sure what to think of this. I'll wait for Andrea Mitchell's report on the incident.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Blatant electioneering at the polls!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

That lady better be careful - Michelle don't want no hussy stepping to her man, neither.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

And suddenly, Trix is pregnant with <i>twins</i>.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

No way. Does she look like a biker chick to <i>you</i>?

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Tongue?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

She'll cut a bitch.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

This is a lackluster Cocktober surprise

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Meanwhile, ...Jimmy's got wood and is nailin' it, ...Shrub is clearing brush, ...and Bubba is just eating some vegan.

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