Thanks to Buzzfeed -- a phrase we type as rarely as possible -- we got us some Suavay Presidente stone cold clowning a fool in Chicago before claiming his woman as his own by presidential right. We miss "Mike," the fool, telling the Leader of the Free World not to touch his girlfriend, but we DON'T miss the president's response, which is to needle him for about five hours and then plant one right on Mike's girlfriend's kisser. Come at him bro! What you got? You gonna get through the
Since I like my fellas a little less adultery-y, I gotta give the nod to Obama. Good lookin', fast with a joke, smart as a whip, and loyal to his woman. The whole entire package, right there.
What about the three-cornered hats? Um ... yeah, I got nuthin'
All the upfists for the proper spelling of "buss."
Since I like my fellas a little less adultery-y, I gotta give the nod to Obama. Good lookin', fast with a joke, smart as a whip, and loyal to his woman. The whole entire package, right there.
Too easy.
This scares me. What if Andrew Cuomo shows up and tries to mack on me while I'm holding my nose and voting for him? Eww ptui.
So, will Editrix now be specializing in stories about people hugging and kissing and being affectionate?
Damn, you'd think she was in luuuurrve or something.
I'm not sure what to think of this. I'll wait for Andrea Mitchell's report on the incident.
Blatant electioneering at the polls!
That lady better be careful - Michelle don't want no hussy stepping to her man, neither.
And suddenly, Trix is pregnant with <i>twins</i>.
No way. Does she look like a biker chick to <i>you</i>?
Tongue?
She&#039;ll cut a bitch.
This is a lackluster Cocktober surprise
Bussghazi!!!
Meanwhile, ...Jimmy&#039;s got wood and is nailin&#039; it, ...Shrub is clearing brush, ...and Bubba is just eating some vegan.