Greetings, friends and loved ones, and welcome back to the Snake Oil Bulletin! Did you happen to catch the Annual Sportsball Faire last weekend? Both sportsball clubs sported their hardest, but one club sported the ball better than the other club, and thus became the Kings of Sportsball, hurray! But did you know who really won the day, dear reader? Why who else? Who is the King of this fallen earth; the Prince of Darkness; the most insidious, conniving, evil man to walk this sinful globe?
My first thought on seeing Antonella Carpenter's picture above was "Why is Effie Trinket in the Snake-Oil Bulletin?" followed by "This is why I am leary of continuing to be a red head as I get older."
Had a boss like that once. We laborers got him down to one word, called him the 'one word rabbitholer'. Say the magic word and he'd disappear for the entire shift, researching.
This was pre internet, so we had to invent our own amusement...
I tried that with "as we say in the Shire". Results were disappointing. Fingers crossed for "Moochandising".
My first thought on seeing Antonella Carpenter's picture above was "Why is Effie Trinket in the Snake-Oil Bulletin?" followed by "This is why I am leary of continuing to be a red head as I get older."
I am not a Lucifertarian! But I do have "Sympathy for the Devil"
Please allow me to introduce myself.
I've been a proud Lucyfarian all my life...
Pfft, I've been safariing since before you were born.
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And as intelligent as a self-basting turkey....
They're undercover cabbages collecting intelligence about us. Cabbage drones, if you will.
Why is everyone trying to poltice-ize Beyoncé's performance?
He got me when he mentioned the hippies in the 70's getting AIDS.
Had a boss like that once. We laborers got him down to one word, called him the 'one word rabbitholer'. Say the magic word and he'd disappear for the entire shift, researching.
This was pre internet, so we had to invent our own amusement...
<fnord>Hail Eris!</fnord>
I'm Brian, and so is my wife!
All Hail Discordia!
Ah, Disney's forgotten cartoon bunny!