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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

I tried that with "as we say in the Shire". Results were disappointing. Fingers crossed for "Moochandising".

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

My first thought on seeing Antonella Carpenter's picture above was "Why is Effie Trinket in the Snake-Oil Bulletin?" followed by "This is why I am leary of continuing to be a red head as I get older."

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Mark Dobrowolski's avatar

I am not a Lucifertarian! But I do have "Sympathy for the Devil"

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Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

Please allow me to introduce myself.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

I've been a proud Lucyfarian all my life...

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Glock H. Palin, Esq.'s avatar

Pfft, I've been safariing since before you were born.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

And as intelligent as a self-basting turkey....

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

They're undercover cabbages collecting intelligence about us. Cabbage drones, if you will.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Why is everyone trying to poltice-ize Beyoncé's performance?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He got me when he mentioned the hippies in the 70's getting AIDS.

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

Had a boss like that once. We laborers got him down to one word, called him the 'one word rabbitholer'. Say the magic word and he'd disappear for the entire shift, researching.

This was pre internet, so we had to invent our own amusement...

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Amy!'s avatar

<fnord>Hail Eris!</fnord>

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Werewolf's avatar

I'm Brian, and so is my wife!

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eddi_TBH's avatar

All Hail Discordia!

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CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Ah, Disney's forgotten cartoon bunny!

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