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obamafone's avatar

I stand(?) corrected.

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ryp's avatar

Did you ever notice that the planes that crashed into the twin towers didn't leave chemtrails? I bet the "scientists" have an explanation for that too.

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Mintie's avatar

Ssshh! Don't tell the Fundies, but a lot of historians are pretty sure Jesus was married and had children. Which means he had S-E-X.

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kfreed's avatar

The Duggar horseshit wasn't news to me, but ass bleach???? Why are these bottom feeders free to roam the country abusing, maiming, and murdering for shits and giggles?

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bobbert's avatar

No, I didn't even ... oh fuck it.

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bobbert's avatar

"If I had a rocket launcher"Bruce Cockburn

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bobbert's avatar

Where did you find such a lovely insufflator?

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bobbert's avatar

Key phrase: "Sooner or later"

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bobbert's avatar

Wait, he's a god from Andromeda, and is willing to go by "Archbishop"? Pretty humble.

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bobbert's avatar

Pluck

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bobbert's avatar

Okay, Einstein.

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Last Hussar's avatar

If they had homeopathic bleach every one would be happy. It would be a gazillion (10^fuckloads) times stronger, plus not making anyone shit out their stomach like lining so those evil gubmit agents couldn't complain.

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Last Hussar's avatar

The frightening thing for many of us in Europe is TTIP the Atlantic version of TTP will mean we will have to let these wankers sell here too. All those fears Americans have over TTP? Well we have them about your pumped full of chemicals meat, and fuck everyone business practices.

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Stephen Kauffman's avatar

Did you say palm rocket? What's that?

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Lefty Frizzell's avatar

Not to turn unnecessarily all party political on this, but is my understanding correct that the current Republican position on this sort of thing is that regulation is bad, these people shouldn't be prosecuted, and that the "market" will sort all this out when consumers realize the product is no good and stop buying it?

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Stephen Kauffman's avatar

The Republican Position? Oh and the market is a higher intelligence that we cannot comprehend and may not question. The market has a plan for all of us. In the beginning was the word and the word was with market...

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