Ladies, Gentlemen, and Otherwise, welcome back to the Snake Oil Bulletin, the weekly compendium of codswallop and fiddle-faddle guaranteed to make your stomach quease and your palm rocket straight to your face. Should we do a story on bleach enemas this week? Yes, yes we should. Hope you got your Clorox fan memorabilia all set for this week, because the butt bleachers are back to make your derriere squeaky clean and your stomach churn with joy!
Did you ever notice that the planes that crashed into the twin towers didn't leave chemtrails? I bet the "scientists" have an explanation for that too.
The Duggar horseshit wasn't news to me, but ass bleach???? Why are these bottom feeders free to roam the country abusing, maiming, and murdering for shits and giggles?
If they had homeopathic bleach every one would be happy. It would be a gazillion (10^fuckloads) times stronger, plus not making anyone shit out their stomach like lining so those evil gubmit agents couldn't complain.
The frightening thing for many of us in Europe is TTIP the Atlantic version of TTP will mean we will have to let these wankers sell here too. All those fears Americans have over TTP? Well we have them about your pumped full of chemicals meat, and fuck everyone business practices.
Not to turn unnecessarily all party political on this, but is my understanding correct that the current Republican position on this sort of thing is that regulation is bad, these people shouldn't be prosecuted, and that the "market" will sort all this out when consumers realize the product is no good and stop buying it?
The Republican Position? Oh and the market is a higher intelligence that we cannot comprehend and may not question. The market has a plan for all of us. In the beginning was the word and the word was with market...
I stand(?) corrected.
Did you ever notice that the planes that crashed into the twin towers didn't leave chemtrails? I bet the "scientists" have an explanation for that too.
Ssshh! Don't tell the Fundies, but a lot of historians are pretty sure Jesus was married and had children. Which means he had S-E-X.
The Duggar horseshit wasn't news to me, but ass bleach???? Why are these bottom feeders free to roam the country abusing, maiming, and murdering for shits and giggles?
No, I didn't even ... oh fuck it.
"If I had a rocket launcher"Bruce Cockburn
Where did you find such a lovely insufflator?
Key phrase: "Sooner or later"
Wait, he's a god from Andromeda, and is willing to go by "Archbishop"? Pretty humble.
Pluck
Okay, Einstein.
If they had homeopathic bleach every one would be happy. It would be a gazillion (10^fuckloads) times stronger, plus not making anyone shit out their stomach like lining so those evil gubmit agents couldn't complain.
The frightening thing for many of us in Europe is TTIP the Atlantic version of TTP will mean we will have to let these wankers sell here too. All those fears Americans have over TTP? Well we have them about your pumped full of chemicals meat, and fuck everyone business practices.
Did you say palm rocket? What's that?
Not to turn unnecessarily all party political on this, but is my understanding correct that the current Republican position on this sort of thing is that regulation is bad, these people shouldn't be prosecuted, and that the "market" will sort all this out when consumers realize the product is no good and stop buying it?
The Republican Position? Oh and the market is a higher intelligence that we cannot comprehend and may not question. The market has a plan for all of us. In the beginning was the word and the word was with market...