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blueeyedcuban's avatar

His mike was so good it could pick up his breathing and sniffing, but very very bad, because it picked up what he was saying. Now I understand

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blueeyedcuban's avatar

Ancient Chinese secret

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JHan's avatar

Snifflelopagus.

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FelineMama's avatar

'Dying' of the reality of a President Hillary R. Clinton.

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bardgal's avatar

I've also overheard, "Don't Trumperrupt me!"

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bardgal's avatar

It's Alzheimer's all the way. His dad had it. My father died of it, my sister has it, and I'm terrified I'm next. Donny has all the symptoms, including repeating stuff, not remembering something he said an hour before, and the over-the-top angry bluster- which is to distract from his now mind-limited vocabulary and the fact he can't remember shit like what the Nuclear Triad is - even if his handlers beat him over the head with it. And cocaine.

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lurch394's avatar

Well, "but that's what I'm hearing people are saying" constitutes proof on Fox.

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Frank Underboob's avatar

To be fair, I'd be happy to snort coke off Ivanka's ass.

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Frank Underboob's avatar

All of them, Katy.

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oldwhitefemdem's avatar

Simply, megalomania.

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Donnie Robertson's avatar

JAXXON ARGONAUT HAS HEAD UP BUTTOCKS: " Just a few weeks ago I read an article claiming he's been on prescribed amphetamine-like 'diet pills' for a while now, and now people are saying he might've been taking cocaine...all very shocking, but that's what I'm hearing people are saying." <------- AND WE ALL KNOW HOW RELIABLE PUBLIC BS CAN BE WHEN IT COMES TO "DA DUDE MUST BE ON COKE"!" Heaven be that the RUMORS ARE RIDICULOUS and the VOICE OF THE SPOUSE CAN BE AS FULL OF CRAP AS A BEAN AND CHEESE BURRITO FART"!

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Charles Wolf's avatar

It will get worse before it gets better.Four more snorts and this bummer will be over:: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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azeyote's avatar

it was his mics fault - it was so small it made his hands look huge - maybe that's why he drew attention to it - and to hide snorting that line of course -

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

i know coked up and blazin, (youknow...from a friend) and last nite, donald trump was coked up and blazin...nonstop chin-boogie stupid talk, no self-restraint, constant water intake (although if he was anywhere near smart, it would have been vodka to help take the edge off), delusions of grandeur, no control of emotion or facial reactions...i could go on, but....

it would explain a lot of things about DT...and it doesnt take sigmund F freud to figure this one out

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theblackdog's avatar

With WebMD it always leads to cancer.

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theblackdog's avatar

It didn't work for Artie Lange, that's for sure.

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