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There’s no such thing as an illegal word! If there was, “moist” would be one of them.

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Only if worn in proper "Devil May Care" style.

Safety tip, unsecured https://uploads.disquscdn.c... ends may catch in open chamber during rapid fire of military member in heat of battle.

Such is the "word around the campfire"

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Have him complete the official DoD Hurt Feelings Report and submit through proper channels for a fair and impartial investigation.

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God I love that letter

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And that dipshit was an attorney.... of course

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Jees, I thought that is why they all like trump. He’s so not pc.

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"The First Amendment consists of five “freedoms,” which are: Religion, Free Speech, Free Press, Assembly, and Petition. The Petition section of the first amendment, also commonly referred to as the Petition Clause, states that “People have the right to appeal to government in favor of or against policies that affect them or in which they feel strongly."

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Much like these people that don't want to do some aspect of their job because it violates their (supposedly) sincerely held religious beliefs, if Tom Cotton doesn't want to talk to his constituents, maybe he should find another fucking job.

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Evan, it has been too long since I heard someone say "titty baby". Thank you for being Southern.

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Replicant is good. Pseudopodia are "fake feet“ that certain one celled critters extend from their bodies to get around. As you can see they are fully as gross as Tom Cotton. 😊https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Gosh I sure hope everyone who reads this doesn't give Tom a call tomorrow. It might really jam up his switchboard.

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what a worm..

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Is he kin to Tray Gowdy?

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As a yute did his Mommy call him young Master Bates?

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Spite...and the entertainment value alone is well worth their "votes"?

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Who is presidentin now...just askin? Some guy said it was The Don, Son of F Christ Drumpf but who would believe that...and shit.

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