Saturday Night Live has a pretty creative take on CNN's constant, terrible coverage of the missing Malaysian airliner: What if CNN made a pregnancy test? You'd get constant updates, but no real information. It's a cute fake ad, even if it's no Happy Fun Ball, but it might have been funnier if instead of the constant "still searching for pregnancy" updates it had thrown a few more jabs at the substance of CNN's lack of substance, like asking if the pregnancy could be detected by a psychic or showing a hologram of a uterus, complete with Wolf Blitzer turning off the lights in the studio to demonstrate how dark it is inside a lady's mommyparts.
Like a gigantic black hole!! [Ooops, Liz thought it first, down below.]
Could the sperm have gone into another, parallel dimension? Sounds crazy. Panelists, could it happen?
We lost contact with the sperm. Did they take this path and end up in the large intestines?