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Martini Glambassador's avatar

It's brand new (or newly classified, in any event) cat species in your hed gif. Check out the deets here: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/new-cat-who-dis

I also have a meme chat for ya: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/45234055-4e11-4a44-b035-78b4e2e27762

William Donnell's avatar

Smol jaguar aka pocket pussy.

Miss Grundy's avatar

He's adorbs. I'm thankful he can only snack on my face.

tehbaddr's avatar

I know that kitteh, it's the new species found in Bolivia.

satch's avatar
1hEdited

This kitty is a proud member of "Leopardus faceatingus". Walk tall, kitty...

James's avatar

"Stan back! I haz a fierce!"

Pere Ubu's avatar

Doesn't like crowds and is stressed by human presence?

Come sit next to me, lil' cat. We have much in common.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

MURDER kitty catloaf!

The Wanderer's avatar

Smol tigger!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Tigrino ain’t having none of your shit this morning! GTFO, hooman!

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

A seriously judgy lil' feline loaf.

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

"Whar are those faces I need to eat?"

Nancy Naive's avatar

Do NOT try this at home. Not nice kitty.

Jen Lacks a Domesticated Bone's avatar

I love the bit in the story where dude was all wait a minute, this isn't a domestic cat!

I still wanna know what it did to make him realize that.

Garbageman's avatar

A story I saw said it started stalking chickens 🐔 🐈‍⬛ . . .

It's a cool-looking cat, and quite a hunter . . .

Shocktreatment's avatar

His friends have started calling him "Lefty"...

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I consulted sooooooo many sources for this piece, but I could find nowhere that specified exactly how, when or why the guy who found Tigrino had the "aha"/"oh shit" moment. Would be interesting to know.

The Wanderer's avatar

A YT short I saw offered the explanation that the guy who found it noted that it ate a variety of foods, including noodles, before attacking his chickens. That twigged him to it not being a domestic cat.

He took it to a wildlife sanctuary, where they determined it was a new species. DNA analysis discovered that it was an adult.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Noodles?! You want me to eat noodles when your fingers are right there?

Nancy Naive's avatar

Well, eating faces seems to be popular in the discourse.

Jen Lacks a Domesticated Bone's avatar

It is a spotted cat!

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

New Kitty! Who dis?

Tetman Callis's avatar

The madness will continue until we finally surrender ourselves to it. "Sir! Sir! Yes, Daddy! You are the greatest who ever was! We will do whatever you say! Oh, Daddy, please don't hurt us! Oh, yes, Daddy, do hurt us! Whatever you want! We adore you!"

TerseNurse's avatar

oh look, there's a new post up.

oh look, it's a Robyn piece, and clearly so horrible and depressing that I completely lack the spirit to even attempt to read it.

William Donnell's avatar

Thanks for the skinny.

tehbaddr's avatar

"Women: Should they be allowed on the internet unsupervised?"

ABSOLUTELY! That's how I met my 2nd Ex Wifey!

William Donnell's avatar

I don't miss going to the Olde Timey Adult Bookstore - it's fulla pervs and closes at midnight.

William Donnell's avatar

Blancanieves, hairy nevus, snuck up and tipped her beevus.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

As I was driving yesterday, I got to thinking about what "Reforming ICE" would look like. The only acceptable reform I will accept is that it be "reformed" into a heavily supervised group that treats building housing and feeding people with the urgency it treats stalking, harassing, and denying due process. That is the ONLY acceptable reform.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

That kind of work program would be best implemented by the Bureau of Prisons who have expertise in "heavily supervised" and also "mandatory work rehabilitation".

Of course some of the BOP "supervisors" would recognize some their returning parolees.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Well, that's slave labor usually, but if you can do it to prisoners you should be able to do it to the MAGA pieces of shit who signed up for ICE.

William Donnell's avatar

Sensitivity training via "walk a mile (ten) in my shoes (flip-flops).

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

“Slave labor” is such a harsh term.

How about “Synergystic Feedback Reform Loop Process Enabling Maximum Output of Inmate Potential”?

Shallow state's avatar

Evidence that I brought shallow kid up right: sends me a screenshot of a craigslist listing of all-clad pots and pans at a bargain price and asks if I want them.

William Donnell's avatar

Sometimes I wish I'd had children. Then I came to my senses.

satch's avatar

When TFG reaches his expiration date, MAGAdom will go full Lenin and put the body in a glass sarcophagus in the Capitol rotunda. Or the grill room at Mar a Lago...

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

His stank won't be a health hazard then.

Mad Ophelia's avatar

Next to the omelette bar...

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I had thought to non comment something about the desperate situation on the USS Abraham Lincoln.

But I cannot. It really is horrible.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Some things are just impossible to snark about. THAT is one of them.

Dirty Work's avatar

If not for that fuckin Sleepy Joe.

otherwise the bestest evers.

checks in the mail.

SunMoonStars's avatar

I feel sure it's more and worse but we'll never get the truth out of them. Look how it has all unfolded by covering it up, lying and pointing fingers never owning up to any of the bad shit that happens at their hands.

Tetman Callis's avatar

Not only is truth the first casualty of war, Donnie wouldn't know the truth if it bit him in the face, and anyway, telling the truth is now apparently a danger to national security.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Newt.

*Spit*

He is much to blame for the fucked up politics today.

Tetman Callis's avatar

The man who took out a contract on America. He is the person who made a yellow-dog Democrat out of me.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Oh man. I am beginning to worry about Newt G. Seriously!

Has anyone in his family done on a wellness check on him lately? He's saying some weird things!

They need to "just drop by" and see if he's okay. Would it kill any of them to ask social services to do that?

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Well, if they are GOP, they could try to get him to change his will to benefit themselves before he croaks.

SunMoonStars's avatar

They'll prop him up like they did McFuckface. Is he still breathing on his own?

Rosy red ASS's avatar

No one likes him!

satch's avatar

If Mike Minogue wins for governor of MA, I'll start questioning our sanity.

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

I don't think you need to worry about that. He's a complete ass, and no way can he win here.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

If Massachusetts elects the ICE-promoting Trump donor Minogue, that would be our final answer.

SunMoonStars's avatar

I started questioning during the W years when Rs jumped on the bat shit crazy train. Now we're in the crash and burn stage.

John P. Strycharz's avatar

MAGAtt thought leaders are urging Hair Fuehrer to get out on the campaign trail, and I for once agree with them!

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/9/23/800102596/community/trumps-approval-at-29-poll-by-right-leaning-american-research-group/

Rosy red ASS's avatar

It would be fun to watch him throw a clot on stage, just saying.

SunMoonStars's avatar

They will have him so high on uppers and downers he'll be covered in bruises, bandages and makeup. He'll age like the crypt keeper.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Good morning. Regarding the "trump appointed judge", maybe EVERYONE, except the hard core MAGA cultists, are tired of him and the chaos. I am not holding my breath on Florida. It has broken my heart too many times. Texas...maybe...maybe...

SunMoonStars's avatar

I think they are throwing us a bone and will right back to their corrupting ways. The money is too good and the power has eaten their brains.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

My cynical mind says probably. It's like the Supreme Court doing something right, just before the worst possible ruling.

SunMoonStars's avatar

My fear is what they are doing in the dark that we don't know about. That's always worse.

SunMoonStars's avatar

It's not cynical when it's the truth.

SAMushrush's avatar

For the first time in years, I am hopeful about the election here in Texas.